dartmouthindahouse's definitions

Deadbeat

When you masturbate to a woman's picture and shortly after find out she is deceased

Yo dude my Buddy Craig is a deadbeat. He whacked off to a picture of my dead Aunt Freda!

by dartmouthindahouse November 16, 2011

The Iron Curtain

The suspicious gate that a woman has at the back of her throat that stops a man's semen from going down her throat during oral sex.

"Yo dude, my wife gave me the The Iron Curtain last night. She spewed seed all over the place!"

by DartmouthInDaHouse September 1, 2009

THE MUDDY YETI

WHEN YOU GET A GIRL SO DRUNK THAT SHE SHITS HERSELF WHILE STANDING UP. THE SHIT RUNS INTO HER HAIRY PUSSY RESEMBLING A DIRTY YETI

YO' DUDE! I GOT THIS GIRL SO WASTED THAT SHE GAVE HERSELF THE MUDDY YETI " IT WAS FUCKIN' SICK BUT I BANGED HER ANYWAY

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

The Irish Waterfall

When you take out a person's glass eye and shoot your load in the empty socket creating a waterfall of cum from her nose and mouth

"Yo dude, we got drunk last night and picked up this gross bitch who had a glass eye. Ryan thought it would be funny to give her The Irish Waterfall, so he did. It was solid!!"

"Craig has an infatuation with The Irish Waterfall, I think his boyfriend likes it!!"

by DartmouthInDaHouse September 3, 2009

THE AFTERFACIAL

THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED

"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."

" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.

Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009

THE HENRI FONDA

THE ART OF OLD MEN PULLING THEIR OLD WRINKLED SCROTUM'S FULLY OVER A WOMAN'S FACE

"YO DUDE!" MY DAD WENT TO A SENIOR'S DANCE AND GAVE SOME OLD HO' THE HENRI FONDA. THE BITCH NEVER SAW IT COMIN'"

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009