dartmouthindahouse's definitions
by dartmouthindahouse November 16, 2011

The suspicious gate that a woman has at the back of her throat that stops a man's semen from going down her throat during oral sex.
by DartmouthInDaHouse September 1, 2009

WHEN YOU GET A GIRL SO DRUNK THAT SHE SHITS HERSELF WHILE STANDING UP. THE SHIT RUNS INTO HER HAIRY PUSSY RESEMBLING A DIRTY YETI
YO' DUDE! I GOT THIS GIRL SO WASTED THAT SHE GAVE HERSELF THE MUDDY YETI " IT WAS FUCKIN' SICK BUT I BANGED HER ANYWAY
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

When you take out a person's glass eye and shoot your load in the empty socket creating a waterfall of cum from her nose and mouth
"Yo dude, we got drunk last night and picked up this gross bitch who had a glass eye. Ryan thought it would be funny to give her The Irish Waterfall, so he did. It was solid!!"
"Craig has an infatuation with The Irish Waterfall, I think his boyfriend likes it!!"
"Craig has an infatuation with The Irish Waterfall, I think his boyfriend likes it!!"
by DartmouthInDaHouse September 3, 2009

THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED
"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."
" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."
" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.
Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009

"YO DUDE!" MY DAD WENT TO A SENIOR'S DANCE AND GAVE SOME OLD HO' THE HENRI FONDA. THE BITCH NEVER SAW IT COMIN'"
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
