Definitions by Darren Thomson

the couch 

The Couch is the thing, me and ribbs and dan(my brothers mate) sat on while waiting for the train to come at dunmore station.The train took 3 hours to come so me, dan and ribbs went for a walk and found this couch in this room with nothing else in there so we all sat on it and didnt tell the other 3 cunts that were with us cause it was too comfortable.

Dan:Fuck this couch is so comfortable man.
Ribbs:I rekon, should i tell the others.
Tommo:Na fuck that shit its to good man lets just sit here and enjoy it.
Ribbs and Dan:hmmmmm yeahhhhhh

the couch by Darren Thomson May 10, 2005

vert-x 

The best Fucken place ever fucken built in the history of building anything.It was the place to be any time of the day,any time of the night.You could go there and have a skate and your troubles would be gone and your thaughts would be clear.You could meet new peopel and learn new tricks and have he time of your night.After having a skate here you would feel so good about yourself.It was the best skatepark ever built and had the best locals and the best Fucken everything.
R.I.P

Tommo:Oi Ben man vert-x shuy down man.
Ben:...............
Tommo:did you here me man
Ben:...............
Tommo:oi ben lad
Ben:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HOME IS GOOOOONE

vert-x by Darren Thomson May 10, 2005

whats happening 

When your confused and dont no whats going on you say this.Tommo usally uses this cause he is always confusede and doesnt no whats going on.

Ben:Fuhkn oi bra cumom what the fuck you doing.
Tommo:I just stacked and the pain wont go away its hurting bad shit.
Ben:hahahahah
Tommo:arhhhhh whats happening.

whats happening by Darren Thomson May 4, 2005

austraya 

Once living in australia for ages you start saying words the aussie way.Austraya is the aussie word for australia,your not australian if you dont say it like this.

Tommo:What country do you live in.
Lebo:Ausralia bro
Tommo:hahahaha you shit cunt i live in austraya

austraya by Darren Thomson May 3, 2005

whats going on 

It is used in the same situation as whats happening.It is used before you say whats happening.

Tommo:arhhhh my arm kills....whats going on its still hurting...arhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....whats happening.

whats going on by Darren Thomson April 30, 2005

ud

Its a short cut to for Urban Dictionary.
It is for all those lazy cunts that couldnt be fucked to type the whole thing.

Tommo:What you doing this arvo lad
Ben:Going on ud
Tommo:What, urban dictionary
Ben:Yeahhh ud

ud by Darren Thomson April 30, 2005

vb 

Victorian Bitter
Very Best
Goooooooood beeeeeeeeeeer....mmmmmmmmmmmmm yum.
Also known as a tinnie.

Tommo:Oi ben chuck us a tinnie
Ben:Let me finish mine first
Tommo:Aight

vb by Darren Thomson April 30, 2005