Darren Thomson's definitions

homemade smokes

It is where you get all the old Butts with bits of tabbaco in them, then you put it all together and get a piece of paper and role it up and fucken smoke it and its fucken crazy shash.

Tommo:lets make a homemade smoke
Aaron:Aight
Tommo:(makes it)......PUFFFFFFFFFF.......hmmmmmmm crazy shash.

by Darren Thomson June 15, 2005

off his head

Pissed as a mofo and on his fucken arse

Tommo: Look at ribbs he is off his head
Ben: Hahahahahaha yeahh

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

inliner

gooooooofie mofos that are just shit cunts tha choose the easiest sport ever.

Tommo: look at that inliner
Ben: yeah what a shit cunt

by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

tension

Tension is uncomfortable situations like riding away on a moto butt naked and loving it. It is tripping over infront of cops on purpose and just all out the stupidest shit you could think off. Its also a video done by the east coast boys on there bodyboards.

Tommo: have you seen the movie tension
Ben: yeah man how funny is it they do the best tensions.

by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

whats going on

It is used in the same situation as whats happening.It is used before you say whats happening.

Tommo:arhhhh my arm kills....whats going on its still hurting...arhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....whats happening.

by Darren Thomson April 30, 2005

whats happening

When your confused and dont no whats going on you say this.Tommo usally uses this cause he is always confusede and doesnt no whats going on.

Ben:Fuhkn oi bra cumom what the fuck you doing.
Tommo:I just stacked and the pain wont go away its hurting bad shit.
Ben:hahahahah
Tommo:arhhhhh whats happening.

by Darren Thomson May 4, 2005

austraya

Once living in australia for ages you start saying words the aussie way.Austraya is the aussie word for australia,your not australian if you dont say it like this.

Tommo:What country do you live in.
Lebo:Ausralia bro
Tommo:hahahaha you shit cunt i live in austraya

by Darren Thomson May 3, 2005