Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Darren Thomson

rankafied

Rankafied is used when you have a clean perfect soft pair of socks or some thing and you shit on it or spill something on them that smells rank and then it becomes rankafied.

Tommo: Oi ben look at these new socks i got they are so clean and perfect.
Ben: poooooooooooofffff!!!!!!
Tommo: fuck you man why did you fart on my socks that just became rankafied.

by Darren Thomson June 10, 2006

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hay maker

A hay maker is when you see a massive punch up and you run in to fight some cunts and you throw the biggest punch at some cunt but you miss...

Tommo: Oi ben i heard you were in a big punch up
ben: yeah mate i threw a few hay makers.
Tommo: lol shays.

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005

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mayoh has to to be the funniest danga and just the biggest aussie bloke i no. he makes you laugh till you cant laugh anymore and always is the cunt that says im not going to drink but is the one who ends up passed out on the ground

Tommo: oi ben bra where the fuck is mayoh
Ben: hahahaha he is behind the library chucken a piss.
Tommo and Ben: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005

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taxi ears

taxo ears means you have the biggest fucken ears ever.

Tommo: my grampa has taxi ears.
Ribbs(losty): hehe mine doesnt.

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005

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tension

Tension is uncomfortable situations like riding away on a moto butt naked and loving it. It is tripping over infront of cops on purpose and just all out the stupidest shit you could think off. Its also a video done by the east coast boys on there bodyboards.

Tommo: have you seen the movie tension
Ben: yeah man how funny is it they do the best tensions.

by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

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zess slide

zess slide is a trick performed on a skateboard when your 4wheels slide across the ground and you do a turn usally performed by a surfer on a skater there suppliment for a surfboard.

Tommo: Oi ben see butler doing his zess slides.
Ben: Yeah mate, Good Times

by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

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