Darren's definitions

tash

A womans nicely shaven vagina

God, luv, yuv got a luvly tash

by Darren January 19, 2005

titty

lubricative substance, used in the cutting and Tapping of steels, mainly P20 and H13.

Eh Kev !!!!!! Get some titty on it.

by Darren January 19, 2005

babs

Barbara Streisand

nickname common amongst male homosexuals.

like ohmigawd, we're going to see Bab's new movies. her hair is so fabulououous!!!

by darren December 31, 2004

Disco Day

Originated at firm(s) in Bristol

Originally used to describe the suspicious day off 'sick' the fabled Disco would have after a heavy drinking session.

Phrase now covers any suspicious sick days, particularly when person was fine the day before and seems fine the day after.

Basically, you take a disco day when you can't be fucked to go to work.

by Darren December 7, 2004

Read

To tell someone about themself, mostly used by gay black men.

"That was a read honey!"
"Don't do it honet, I will read your ass"

by Darren December 3, 2004

Trade

A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.

"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"

by Darren December 3, 2004

metrosexual

A heterosexual male thats is very intouch with his feminine side, and is often mistaken for being a homosexual because of his: sense of style, knowledge of feminine products, and a good eye for design. For some fucking reason, the chicks dig it. Almost makes me wanna turn metro...

"James Pella is a meterosexual, becuase he wears gap and loves to shoe shop."

by Darren October 19, 2004