seckz

Sex, to have sex, or to want sex.

omg seckz plzz!!!!11

by Darren September 28, 2003

Liquid Kids

Sperm, each one a possible child

I squirted my liquid kids all over her face.

by Darren July 21, 2004

Disco Day

Originated at firm(s) in Bristol

Originally used to describe the suspicious day off 'sick' the fabled Disco would have after a heavy drinking session.

Phrase now covers any suspicious sick days, particularly when person was fine the day before and seems fine the day after.

Basically, you take a disco day when you can't be fucked to go to work.

by Darren December 07, 2004

willyman

Willyman is a legend to all mankind. A wilyman's cock is at least 10-12inch's. He is hung like a donkey.

Wow willyman's penis is huge and he is sick.

by darren March 29, 2005

zepher

Zepher - A man Who has no need to the world

Like a worthless bum sitting n the streets begging

by Darren June 16, 2003

thwamp

to hit

trish thwamped oni

by Darren November 30, 2002

Ashton Kutcher

One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?

They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.

by Darren May 29, 2004