One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?
They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.
Buy a
Ashton Kutcher
mug!
Sex, to have sex, or to want sex.
omg seckz plzz!!!!11
Originated at firm(s) in Bristol
Originally used to describe the suspicious day off 'sick' the fabled Disco would have after a heavy drinking session.
Phrase now covers any suspicious sick days, particularly when person was fine the day before and seems fine the day after.
Basically, you take a disco day when you can't be fucked to go to work.
Male genitalia/cock
"You f***ing spam javelin!"
Female genitalia
"I saw her spam hatch"
Sperm, each one a possible child
I squirted my liquid kids all over her face.
