49 definitions by Darren

13
One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?
They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.
by Darren May 29, 2004
Get the mug
Get a Ashton Kutcher mug for your brother-in-law Manafort.
14
The act of of burning ones buttocks,be it by sunburn,or being dragged across something very rough.
She had a real painful assburn from sunbathing nude.
by Darren December 15, 2002
Get the mug
Get a Assburn mug for your cousin Jerry.