Darren's definitions

Assburn

The act of of burning ones buttocks,be it by sunburn,or being dragged across something very rough.

She had a real painful assburn from sunbathing nude.

by Darren December 15, 2002

Disco Day

Originated at firm(s) in Bristol

Originally used to describe the suspicious day off 'sick' the fabled Disco would have after a heavy drinking session.

Phrase now covers any suspicious sick days, particularly when person was fine the day before and seems fine the day after.

Basically, you take a disco day when you can't be fucked to go to work.

by Darren December 7, 2004

bunga

a fijian

look at that massive bunga

by darren June 4, 2004

Shizzle

slang for shit

that girl is the shizzle

by darren December 14, 2003

Cuntchops

An insult to be aimed at any annoying person. Originated as cuntface but evolved into what you see now.

"Shut up you stupid fucking cuntchops"
"Get outta my way cuntchops"

by Darren July 4, 2004

Heterofag

Straight acting homosexual male.

Wow! He's such a heterofag!

by Darren February 20, 2004

Suckage

The sucking of the male genital

Come on baby, gimme some suckage

by Darren September 28, 2003