Chuff Monkey!

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

by Darren November 26, 2001

Disco Day

Originated at firm(s) in Bristol

Originally used to describe the suspicious day off 'sick' the fabled Disco would have after a heavy drinking session.

Phrase now covers any suspicious sick days, particularly when person was fine the day before and seems fine the day after.

Basically, you take a disco day when you can't be fucked to go to work.

by Darren December 07, 2004

Bollocks

the ultamate sware word... can be used in many contexts.
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened

by Darren November 30, 2002

Chunt

A more polite way of saying c**t. Girls are genrally more acepting when they hear this version.

"What a complete chunt!"

by Darren November 26, 2001

chuck norris

A tough guy with a stupid moustache.

"Dude, Johnny's a total Chuck Norris!"

by Darren March 08, 2005

babs

Barbara Streisand

nickname common amongst male homosexuals.

like ohmigawd, we're going to see Bab's new movies. her hair is so fabulououous!!!

by darren December 31, 2004

Suckage

The sucking of the male genital

Come on baby, gimme some suckage

by Darren September 28, 2003