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The result if Ajit Pai and Tucker Carlson somehow had a baby, that child was mentored by Donald Trump, and then the adult decided to mime Barack Obama as if that would make him likable.
by Darkness Prime October 1, 2023
Get the Vivek Ramaswamymug. Must this one be explained? Just watch his “Change My Mind” for a few minutes and you’ve got a textbook example of a smug prick.
by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023
Get the Smug Prickmug. The BEST flavor of Bacardi Rum in existence. It’s a fusion of dragonfruit and strawberry flavors. Goes well with almost anything, but a simple Rum n’ Coke will do the trick in a pinch, or, you want it lighter… mix it with Sprite. But seriously, there are endless combinations to be found with this legendary elixir. Go out there and try it!
I fused Bacardi Dragonberry with Sprite and Mountain Dew Voltage to form a new drink called a Luster Dragon.
by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023
Get the Bacardi Dragonberrymug. A fitting name for Vivek Ramaswamy, because it is very clear of how much of smug, out of control scumbag he actually is.
Wants to prevent anyone under 25 from voting unless they “pass a civics test” (basically the same thing as literacy tests imposed after the Civil War), or have served in the military/as first responders (people he knows would be more likely to vote for him). It’s obvious why, he wants to prevent young generations from voting because he knows they won’t vote for him.
Thinks talking fast and wordy while spouting lie after lie (and constantly adding “it’s a fact” despite the actual facts saying otherwise) makes him smart and likable, when all it does is the opposite. It’s like Ben Shapiro… but way more annoying.
Claims climate change “agenda” is a hoax and claims the policies intended to combat climate change “kill more than actual climate change.” All for an excuse to not do anything about climate change or to downplay it when it’s gotten so bad that its impossible to not notice a rise in extreme weather.
Has accused the LGBTQ+ community of being a cult and “having no obligation to logic,” while defending Donald Trump, whose base literally fits the definition of a cult and hardly ever uses logic.
Oh, and he also claimed January 6th happened because of “censorship,” then defended it after publishing a book where he condemned it, when called out on it, acted like the evidence wasn’t there in the book.
So yeah, he deserves a new name…
Vivid Rampantswampy.
Wants to prevent anyone under 25 from voting unless they “pass a civics test” (basically the same thing as literacy tests imposed after the Civil War), or have served in the military/as first responders (people he knows would be more likely to vote for him). It’s obvious why, he wants to prevent young generations from voting because he knows they won’t vote for him.
Thinks talking fast and wordy while spouting lie after lie (and constantly adding “it’s a fact” despite the actual facts saying otherwise) makes him smart and likable, when all it does is the opposite. It’s like Ben Shapiro… but way more annoying.
Claims climate change “agenda” is a hoax and claims the policies intended to combat climate change “kill more than actual climate change.” All for an excuse to not do anything about climate change or to downplay it when it’s gotten so bad that its impossible to not notice a rise in extreme weather.
Has accused the LGBTQ+ community of being a cult and “having no obligation to logic,” while defending Donald Trump, whose base literally fits the definition of a cult and hardly ever uses logic.
Oh, and he also claimed January 6th happened because of “censorship,” then defended it after publishing a book where he condemned it, when called out on it, acted like the evidence wasn’t there in the book.
So yeah, he deserves a new name…
Vivid Rampantswampy.
by Darkness Prime October 1, 2023
Get the Vivid Rampantswampymug. The hottest and most kickass woman in Dragon Ball Z. Bulma has her beauty and brains, but Android 18 is a total badass. Beats up SUPER SAIYANS, has unbelievable durability, infinite stamina, and even managed to get Krillin to settle down and have a child with him (and somehow he survived this). She’s like a Terminator… except better. A total milf cyborg how could easily kill you… but that makes her hotter.
by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023
Get the Android 18mug. A sexual act in which a woman holds a man by the throat while having rough sex with him or pegging him, while proclaiming "You will never be as strong as Darth Vader."
Last night I told her to do whatever she liked. So she did the Rey Skywalker on me and I was left speechless and exhausted.
by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
Get the Rey Skywalkermug. The most badass Tyrannosaurus Rex ever. Eats a lawyer, kills raptors, kicks the Indominus Rex's ass, eats an awful business man, and owns a Giganotosaurus. No other T. rex can really compare to how awesome she truly is. Give it up for the queen of the Jurassic fillms.
Rexy appeared to be down for the count against the Giganotosaurus, but outsmarted him in the end. Yay!
by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
Get the Rexymug.