Dark Chaos's definitions

Gokudo

A Japanese cartoon about a thief who does what he wants, when he wants, how he wants, with who he wants, without any "heart of gold" or "compassion" bullshit.

Gokudo is a genuine anti-hero!

by Dark Chaos August 17, 2004

Napoleon Bonaparte

A French emperor who was a great military commander. He conquered most of Europe, then he was forced into exile, where he died.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.

Bonaparte was never blown apart.

by Dark Chaos August 19, 2004

flux capacitor

A 3-pronged device which, when properly combined with 1.21 jigawatts of electricity, grants access to the fourth dimension. (The ability to travel through time.)

Just tape the flux capacitor to a car, a toaster, or any other mechanical item you can think of, and you can travel through time with it!

by Dark Chaos September 4, 2004

Angry Tiny Man

A person of the male gender who is short in size and deeply troubled by the world around him.

The angry tiny man ate through my feet, so now people call me "Stumpy".

by Dark Chaos December 11, 2004

Senator

A person who runs in a presidential election, but loses to the opposite party, because they did not have a senator running.

Senators can't win elections: It didn't work for Dole, it didn't work for Lieberman, it didn't work for Kerry, and it's not gonna work for Clinton.

by Dark Chaos December 11, 2004

reese

A kind of candy, usually involving peanut butter. Two examples are Reese's Pieces and Reese's Peanut Butter cups.

Man, that Reese I had some time ago was GREAT! I wish I had another one right about now...

by Dark Chaos February 28, 2004

F-U

Two letters in the word fun.

We put the F-U back in FUN!

by Dark Chaos December 21, 2003