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Definitions by Dark Chaos

Leonard "J." Crabs

The attorney for the website Something Awful. Many have doubted his abilities as a lawyer, but somehow he manages to get the job done.
Leonard is your God now.
An abbreviation for "Anybody But Bush."

"Anybody but Bush" being a term used by neo-libs, socialists, communists, and all stupid parties in the US to indicate they do not like Bush in office. In actuality, a very rediculous term, as it opens a very broad statement, suggesting that one could run the country better than Bush has. (Please see elitist for a more detailed description of these people.)
Elitist: ABB!
Me: What, like you?
Elitist: Yes!
Me: What good will you do?
Elitist: Um...
ABB by Dark Chaos July 30, 2004

protest warrior 

1. An organization of right-wing Americans that visit "peace" rallies, to see just how peaceful they are when their opposition exercises their freedom of speech.
2. A member of the Protest Warrior organization.
The Protest Warrior found a booth for communism set up at a "peace" rally.
protest warrior by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004
A person, often a peacenik, who believes that if you give the enemy what they want, they won't do anything more.

See also: France, Howard Dean, Bill Clinton, liberal
The actions of an appeaser let Hitler take over Europe.
Appeaser by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004
1. A person who does not believe in a deity or God.

(In extreme cases, it is also a person who criticizes others for believing "fairy tales" from the Bible. These people are not atheists, as they would have you think, but elitists, and should be given a severe beating.)
An Atheist does not go to Hell, because in his mind, there is no Hell.
Atheist by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004
A kind of candy, usually involving peanut butter. Two examples are Reese's Pieces and Reese's Peanut Butter cups.
Man, that Reese I had some time ago was GREAT! I wish I had another one right about now...
reese by Dark Chaos February 28, 2004

Hairy Lee 

Someone who's verrrrry hairy. And quite liked by children.
Kids will do anything for Hairy Lee!
Hairy Lee by Dark Chaos January 23, 2004