Stitch

The mysterious vertical skin protrusion on a mans testicles (Best seen when ball sack is cold).

Father O'Brien: Look here Joey, this is where God stiched me up after he created me.

Joey: How can I see when you've teabagged your nuts in my mouth?

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

swangit

Very slang term used for some one who is super ugly. (Filipino)

Contraction of Super and Pangit (Ugly in Filipino) plus a W in the middle.

I can't believe you kissed Dingdong he is so swangit naman

by Danny SS September 01, 2005

wooder

1) The dude with no teeth, plaid shirt, and a '78 pickup that rich New Yorkers have the misfortune of occasionally encountering en route to their posh ski home in Vermont.

2) A native Vermonter

"Mummy, I don't think those wooders should be allowed near the ski mountain"

by Danny SS September 01, 2005

naman

A word added to the end of a sentence to stress your statement. Accent is on the second syllable.

California is full of Filipinos naman.

by Danny SS September 01, 2005

Monkey's Ass

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

cows cock

An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.

I don't give a cow's cock what that bitch wants!

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Yellowteeth

The pureblooded British population.

"The Yellowteeth produce some of the ugliest girls but also some of the best beer, music and automobiles. Where do they get their inspiration?"

by Danny SS September 01, 2005