Daniel Connolly's definitions

life extra

Someone who, for all intents and purposes, is part of the human race, but doesn't appear to be actually have a role within the human race, such as a computer geek or a divorcee over 40

- That John needs to get a life

- Face it, he's just a life extra

by daniel connolly April 28, 2007

Breasticles

Low hanging breasts, as seen in over-implanted or elderly women, that drop as gravity takes hold

Look at the stomach on her!
that's no stomach, them's breasticles!

by daniel connolly March 30, 2007

preacher comforts

Any relief or succour got from a religious body, particularly in times of stress (confession) or dire straits (last rites)

After the divorce he thought that he was Hell bound, until he recieved some preacher comforts

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

tattered sleeve

how your anus feels after a day or two of the squits

been on the toilet all day, got an arse like a tattered sleeve

by daniel connolly November 10, 2007

empathighs

The memory of sex and the silkiness of a woman's body. The ability to almost feel what others are feeling when you haven't had a feel for ages.

I've given up using porn, I now rely solely on my ability to empathighs; so tell me some juicy gossip

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

Fairymones

A politically incorrect way of explaining how gay men are attracted to gay men.

-John's getting alot of attention from those moustachioed biker chaps
-Yeah, he must be pumping out some heavy fairymones

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

bourban dictionary

A tome that enables the user to understand what is being said by the drunkest of people.

- Furginell, islate, gemmeefurgincab
- Stand back, I have the bourban dictionary: My word, it's late, could somebody procure me a taxi please?

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007