Daniel Connolly's definitions

Quarter Pounder Stretcher

Any image or person that arouses the male member, derived from a Macdonalds burger and a cheap shop.

The difference between art and pornography is that art is a medium for developing the soul and the imagination, whereas porn is a quarter pounder stretcher

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

life extra

Someone who, for all intents and purposes, is part of the human race, but doesn't appear to be actually have a role within the human race, such as a computer geek or a divorcee over 40

- That John needs to get a life

- Face it, he's just a life extra

by daniel connolly April 28, 2007

empathighs

The memory of sex and the silkiness of a woman's body. The ability to almost feel what others are feeling when you haven't had a feel for ages.

I've given up using porn, I now rely solely on my ability to empathighs; so tell me some juicy gossip

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

emote control

The ability to stay silent when surrounded by morons pontificating on subjects they know nothing about

- I'd have thought Daniel would have added his two penny worth by now
- By the look on his face and the blood coming from his mouth, I'd say he's using emote control

by Daniel Connolly April 25, 2007

preacher comforts

Any relief or succour got from a religious body, particularly in times of stress (confession) or dire straits (last rites)

After the divorce he thought that he was Hell bound, until he recieved some preacher comforts

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

tattered sleeve

how your anus feels after a day or two of the squits

been on the toilet all day, got an arse like a tattered sleeve

by daniel connolly November 10, 2007

cuntputer

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007