The USS homestarrunner.com

What Homestar Runner said when he thought he was imitating a guy at sea while promoting his website, homestarrunner.com.

Homestar: Welcome to The USS Homestarrunner.com! I am your captain, Homestar Runner.
Director: Cut!

by Daniel December 06, 2003

stiff upper lip

Somewhat antiquated English saying, meaning that one must finish a task despite all odds.

C'mon, lads. Keep a stiff upper lip!

by Daniel February 03, 2005

gilf

Gooch I'd like to finger

Wow you're mom has the greatest GILF

by daniel May 20, 2004

salty walrus

When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.

Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"

by daniel July 23, 2004

241

The greatest number ever invented in the history of ska.

Yo, that song is 241!

by Daniel February 18, 2005

you're kinda cute...

A phrase floppy or milfer say when they feel like acting gay by using a strange voice.

cone, your kinda cute...

have you seen that milf? she's kinda cute...

did you see me moosing that abuela? it was kinda cute...

by daniel May 27, 2004

emotional tampon

Something only women are capable of, and evil enough to do. They fool poor insecure men into thinking they are recieving affection when they never will. They are often used as pillows for tears, or little "I lost my boyfriend and I'm grieving him" dolls. If this happends to you, just tell them to fk off.

John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"

Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"

Then John cries.

by daniel October 04, 2004