Commercialing

When you have to take a commercial flight to get somewhere. An industry term used by airline employees to describe their transportation arrangements. When you take a flight with a payed ticket instead of nonreving or jump seating .

I’m commercialing out in the morning to start my trip. Did you deadhead in? No I commercialed in.

by Dancerooster April 18, 2023

sperm pooch

An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.

I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

Cuckpregnant

When a married woman gets pregnant by someone other than her husband. A married woman that is having a cuck-baby is said to be cuckpregnant. Pregnant outside of marriage.

I got my married girlfriend cuckpregnant by having unprotected sex. My wife went on a trip and came home cuckpregnant. A married woman that swings who is pregnant by her bull.

by Dancerooster July 05, 2023

Cuckold Angst

The feeling of deep anxiety or dread, typically an unfocused one involving the reality of your wife being with another man. Cuckold angst often follows the cuckolds orgasm causing him to become anxious about his wife’s sexual contact with other men. The mixed emotions that occur when the reality of being a cuckold moves from fantasy to reality.

I was not ready for the cuckold angst that occurred when actually seeing my wife having sex with another man. Her husband became very upset with cuckold angst when he found out about his wife’s affair. Even after sharing my wife with other men many times I still have some cuckold angst after words.

by Dancerooster July 10, 2023

sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.

Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

Firecation

When your job fires you and is then forced to take you back. The time off you get between being fired and rehired by the same employer.

I had six months of firecation when I refused to get the COVID vaccine.

by Dancerooster July 16, 2023

Used Pussy

A vagina that was used for sexual intercourse by a male using a condom. When a woman’s pussy is loose from having sex but she was not orgasmed inside of.

I did not orgasm inside of my girlfriend leaving her next lover, a used pussy. My wife’s lover uses a condom so I don’t get sloppy seconds, just used pussy.

by Dancerooster December 29, 2020