Firecation

When your job fires you and is then forced to take you back. The time off you get between being fired and rehired by the same employer.
I had six months of firecation when I refused to get the COVID vaccine.
by Dancerooster July 16, 2023
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Foo Bear

A black Pug that is attached to its momma and has separation anxiety issues.
I tried to go to the store but my Foo Bear had a fit.
by Dancerooster July 29, 2021
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Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.
I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.
by Dancerooster October 12, 2021
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Cuckold Angst

The feeling of deep anxiety or dread, typically an unfocused one involving the reality of your wife being with another man. Cuckold angst often follows the cuckolds orgasm causing him to become anxious about his wife’s sexual contact with other men. The mixed emotions that occur when the reality of being a cuckold moves from fantasy to reality.
I was not ready for the cuckold angst that occurred when actually seeing my wife having sex with another man. Her husband became very upset with cuckold angst when he found out about his wife’s affair. Even after sharing my wife with other men many times I still have some cuckold angst after words.
by Dancerooster July 10, 2023
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Cuckpregnant

When a married woman gets pregnant by someone other than her husband. A married woman that is having a cuck-baby is said to be cuckpregnant. Pregnant outside of marriage.
I got my married girlfriend cuckpregnant by having unprotected sex. My wife went on a trip and came home cuckpregnant. A married woman that swings who is pregnant by her bull.
by Dancerooster July 05, 2023
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Cuck Baby

A baby that is made as a result of cuckolding. When a married women has the child of a man other than her husband.
My wife took a lover that got her pregnant so now I'm the father of a "cuck baby." I had sex with a married woman and gave her and her husband a beautiful "cuck baby."
by Dancerooster January 15, 2020
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sperm pooch

An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.
I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.
by Dancerooster August 25, 2020
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