Dan the Man's definitions

beer bong

a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.

i can beer bong a beer in under 3 seconds

by dan the man December 14, 2003

Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.

'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.

by Dan the Man October 7, 2002

cheek on face

when a male or female rest one side of his/her arse on ones cheek.

get your god dam cheek of my face

by Dan the Man March 26, 2003

TVR

Company makes extremely fast assed cars but you can't buy then in the US because of crash standards

That TVR Cerbera Killed that Corvette Z06

by Dan the Man July 15, 2003

rice

a car that you've spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for it

by Dan The Man August 4, 2003

codger

An old man who drives at an incredibly slow speed in the middle of the road.

you codgerish ol' bastard

by Dan The Man September 30, 2003

romek

A useless un stoppable polish eating machine that regularly makes mistakes

Ohhh bollocks i really romeked that up!

by Dan The Man September 30, 2003