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Definitions by Dan the Man

HOOBA-JOOBA 

She's got the biggest hooba-joobas i've ever seen!
HOOBA-JOOBA by Dan the man December 13, 2003
An old man who drives at an incredibly slow speed in the middle of the road.
you codgerish ol' bastard
codger by Dan The Man September 30, 2003
A useless un stoppable polish eating machine that regularly makes mistakes
Ohhh bollocks i really romeked that up!
romek by Dan The Man September 30, 2003
a car that you've spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for it
rice by Dan The Man August 4, 2003
Company makes extremely fast assed cars but you can't buy then in the US because of crash standards
TVR by Dan the Man July 15, 2003

cheek on face 

when a male or female rest one side of his/her arse on ones cheek.
get your god dam cheek of my face
cheek on face by Dan the Man March 26, 2003
A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.
'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.
Queef by Dan the Man October 7, 2002