Dan the Man's definitions

bush wacker

Mike O. Mike wacks off bushes.

That bush wacker, Mike O, is in our front yard wacking off that bush again mommy!

by Dan the man May 7, 2004

codger

An old man who drives at an incredibly slow speed in the middle of the road.

you codgerish ol' bastard

by Dan The Man September 30, 2003

Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.

'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.

by Dan the Man October 7, 2002

best effort

Not good enough. Ever. So just stop trying.

You'll never be good enough.

by Dan the Man June 9, 2004

rice

a car that you've spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for it

by Dan The Man August 4, 2003

nollie

The opposite of an ollie. Front foot on nose and rear foot in the center of board.

Nollie is the opposite of an ollie, duh.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

It's your dime

Phrase. Definition dependent on context.
Typically means,
"You're paying for the telephone call, so":

1. "I'll listen to what you say,"
2. "say what you want," or
3. "place the call if you think it's necessary."

The phrase is a relic from a period when telephone calls placed from a coin-operated pay phone cost $.10 (a US dime).

1. "You're calling me on my home phone at night, but, hey, it's your dime, so speak."
2. "Dude -- you should call the radio station and tell the DJ about your spring break story. They won't cut you off -- it's your dime."
3. "If you need to tell your folks about the accident...Well, it's your dime."

by Dan the Man May 13, 2005