Dan Stearns's definitions

ube

Sometimes, a golfer hits a horrible shot that runs up the fairway to a good position: ugly but effective

As his opponent skips the ball off the water onto the green, 3 feet from the hole.

Nice ube, you lucky sob

by Dan Stearns May 24, 2004

duffer

A poor golfer who continues to play often even though he can't hit the ball

Look at that duffer; he's already taken 8 strokes on the hole.

by Dan Stearns June 9, 2005

Fiso

A golfer's expletive after he putts and his ball is still farthest away from the hole.

Fuck, I'm still out!

Nice putt Alice. You're Fiso.

by Dan Stearns May 18, 2004

flog

Golf - spelled backwards

As the duffers finish their round of golf: "That was a fine day of flog"

by Dan Stearns June 9, 2005

fuab

After a golfer makes a birdie, the next hole is (nearly always) a disaster.

Hence: fuab - fuck up after birdie

Joe makes a birdie on the 4th hole. On the 5th greee, after Joe putts for his 7, his partner responds - nice fuab!

by Dan Stearns May 25, 2004

nibble

In the computer world, a nibble is half of a byte

The right-most nibble of 0xA5 is 5

by Dan Stearns May 12, 2004

tips

To Insure Prompt Service

from an London coffee shop tip jar first
used in the 17th century

If you want your coffee faster, put a
half-penny into the tips jar.

by Dan Stearns March 8, 2005