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Definitions by Dan Stearns

As the duffers finish their round of golf: "That was a fine day of flog"
flog by Dan Stearns June 9, 2005
A poor golfer who continues to play often even though he can't hit the ball
Look at that duffer; he's already taken 8 strokes on the hole.
duffer by Dan Stearns June 9, 2005
To Insure Prompt Service

from an London coffee shop tip jar first
used in the 17th century
If you want your coffee faster, put a
half-penny into the tips jar.
tips by Dan Stearns March 8, 2005
After a golfer makes a birdie, the next hole is (nearly always) a disaster.

Hence: fuab - fuck up after birdie
Joe makes a birdie on the 4th hole. On the 5th greee, after Joe putts for his 7, his partner responds - nice fuab!
fuab by Dan Stearns May 25, 2004
Sometimes, a golfer hits a horrible shot that runs up the fairway to a good position: ugly but effective
As his opponent skips the ball off the water onto the green, 3 feet from the hole.

Nice ube, you lucky sob
ube by Dan Stearns May 24, 2004
A golfer's expletive after he putts and his ball is still farthest away from the hole.

Fuck, I'm still out!
Nice putt Alice. You're Fiso.
Fiso by Dan Stearns May 18, 2004
In the computer world, a nibble is half of a byte
The right-most nibble of 0xA5 is 5
nibble by Dan Stearns May 12, 2004