champers

Champagne. See also bubbly,cris,moet,and bolly.

La de fucking dah get the fucking champers out I want to get pissed up.

by Dan Fox July 07, 2003

art pamphlet

British euphemism for a pornographic magazine. See also jazz mag.

Derek, have you seen my art pamphlets around anywhere, I really fancy a hand shandy.

by Dan Fox August 21, 2003

mullered

How one feels after taking a lot of ecstacy and / or amphetamines.

We were all mullered when we got back from Bullet Proof at 7am.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

switch

A person who vaccilates between dominant and submissive roles within sexual relations.

#1 Are you dom or sub?
#2 I like both. I'm switch.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

hot knife

Method of smoking hash where a blim is sandwiched between two red hot knives. The resulting smoke is collecting in a plastic bottle (which has had the bottom removed) and inhaled.

As a teenager I had many hot knives at Roudy's house.

by Dan Fox August 14, 2003

orgasmatron

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.

Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003

spoff

Verb: to ejaculate.

You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.

by Dan Fox August 13, 2003