Dan Fox's definitions

clut

Brit slang: A clumsy person.

You might want to move those lead crystal glasses as Tom is a right clut when he's stoned.

by Dan Fox July 15, 2003

stonker

Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.

Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.

by Dan Fox July 18, 2003

brai

South African / Zimbabwean slang for a barbeque.

Let's sink some tinnies and whack some steaks on the brai.

by Dan Fox July 20, 2003

RSVP

Acronym of French phrase: "Repondez Sil Vous Plais". English translation: "Reply If You Please"

Used, especially on written invitations, to request a respose.

We are getting married. Please come to the church and the afterparty. Live sex show starring me and my newly betroathed. RSVP.

by Dan Fox July 22, 2003

sex show

A show of sex on a stage. Commercial voyeurism.

I was so caned I stayed at the sex show for three hours.

by Dan Fox July 24, 2003

GATSO

Short for "Gatsometer" - a Dutch made "photographic trap" system used in the UK and Europe to identify speeding motorists. The GATSO traps are unmanned and take a photo of the rear of the speeding vehicle.

"Gatsometer BV" was founded in 1958 by Maurice Gatsonides, who was a famous rally driver and invented the "Gatsometer". This was the world's first reliable speed measuring device.

Fucking GATSO camera photographed me speeding on the A449. I wish those cunting police officers would invest more time and money in catching burglars instead of implementing another of the government's plethora of stealth taxes.

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003

orgasmatron

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.

Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003