Dan Fox's definitions

beerhoea

Diarrhoea caused from excessive consumption of lager or beer.

I wouldn't use that cubicle - I've just had a nasty attack of beerhoea in it.

by Dan Fox August 15, 2003

botch job

An improvised and ultimately dishonest approach to repair so as only to provide a temporal verisimilitude of correct functionality.

The surgeon made a real botch job of my vasectomy and now I shit cum every other Tuesday.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

noblet

A derogatory term for a young man (usually teenager). A Noblet is to a nob as a caterpillar is to a butterfly.

Don't go to that club, it's full of fourteen year old slappers and little noblets.

by Dan Fox June 3, 2003

sex show

A show of sex on a stage. Commercial voyeurism.

I was so caned I stayed at the sex show for three hours.

by Dan Fox July 24, 2003

humdinger

Something that is extraordinary.

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

vcr

American abbreviation of Video Cassette Recorder. Device that plays and records moving images and sound on vhs cassette tapes.

Is your vcr still working? I have some excellent Bangladeshi animal porn.

by Dan Fox June 12, 2003

stag do

See stag - refers to a male only social event prior to a man's marriage.

We're going to Newcastle for Paddy's stag do.

by Dan Fox August 5, 2003