Dan Fox's definitions

moet

Typically a reference to Moët & Chandon Brut Impérial. Complex French champagne with rich fruit - a complex and appealing style. Brut Impérial is a balanced assemblage of the three vine varieties disclosing a succession of elegant and harmonious sensations, a fresh maturity, supple and refined lines, inspiring well-being and an emotion which is appreciated and shared. Pale yellow with shades of green.Subtely vinous, with a vine and lime blossom attack. Delicate well-balanced; leaves behind a sense of harmony, mellowness.

Moët? Isn't that the the one 'ladies' drink out of straws at the races?

by Dan Fox June 20, 2003

clagnut

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

chalk

London expression for coke (cocaine)

That's mighty fine chalk you've managed to acquire from Bristol.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

caner

A heavy smoker of marijuana.

Tom loves his skunk - he's a complete caner.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

nappy

British word for diaper.

Can you change little Tommy's nappy please? He's beginning to really smell.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

twert

Brit. colloqualism for perineum. See also bifkin.

I have an itchy, flaky twert.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

keks

British slang term for underpants.

I had to peel my keks off I'd had them on for so long.

by Dan Fox June 12, 2003