64 definitions by Dan Fox

scoot

Verb: describes when a dog rubs its dirty anus along the carpet to dislodge clagnuts. See also scoot ass.

We will have to train Rover not to scoot in the lounge before we buy new carpet.

by Dan Fox June 25, 2003

ie

1. i.e. Abbreviation of Latin 'Id Est' meaning "that is" (to say).

2. Abbreviation of Internet Explorer - often proceeded by the version number. A software application developed by the Microsoft Corporation used to browse the world wide web (www).

1. I like thick spaghetti i.e. the fresh variety.

(not to be confused with e.g. (for example) - i.e. provides an explanation rather than an example.

2. I browse the web using IE6.

by Dan Fox August 1, 2003

art pamphlet

British euphemism for a pornographic magazine. See also jazz mag.

Derek, have you seen my art pamphlets around anywhere, I really fancy a hand shandy.

by Dan Fox August 21, 2003

caner

A heavy smoker of marijuana.

Tom loves his skunk - he's a complete caner.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

GATSO

Short for "Gatsometer" - a Dutch made "photographic trap" system used in the UK and Europe to identify speeding motorists. The GATSO traps are unmanned and take a photo of the rear of the speeding vehicle.

"Gatsometer BV" was founded in 1958 by Maurice Gatsonides, who was a famous rally driver and invented the "Gatsometer". This was the world's first reliable speed measuring device.

Fucking GATSO camera photographed me speeding on the A449. I wish those cunting police officers would invest more time and money in catching burglars instead of implementing another of the government's plethora of stealth taxes.

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003

cris

Louis Roederer's Cristal. Arguably the finest champagne on earth, 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Eloquent, intense, subtle nose with aromas of almond on an underlying theme of fresh white flowers.

P-Diddy ordered another bottle of Cris and remarked, "My goodness Jay-Z, these gossamer-like bubbles are so gladdening! Mmmm, such a full opulent attack, remarkable balance, exquisite finesse, and extraordinary length, don't you say?"

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

switch

A person who vaccilates between dominant and submissive roles within sexual relations.

#1 Are you dom or sub?
#2 I like both. I'm switch.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003