Dan 's definitions
Derived from the words 'Chode' and 'Cunt'. When added together becoming 'Chunt', meaning a Cunt that is wider than it is deep.
"Andrew is such a chunt."
"Sally has a chunt."
"Her chunt is so fucking wide, and not at all deep! What the hell gives!"
"Sally has a chunt."
"Her chunt is so fucking wide, and not at all deep! What the hell gives!"
by Dan January 21, 2005
Get the chuntmug. by dan July 10, 2003
Get the squirrelmug. by Dan January 31, 2005
Get the pizza bagelmug. 1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.
2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.
Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.
Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
by dan June 25, 2004
Get the TOSS MY SALADmug. by Dan February 7, 2003
Get the im out like a deaf kid in musical chairsmug. by dan January 26, 2004
Get the pittmug. When you stick your erect penis between another being's armpits (perferably sweaty) and hump them from the back. It is very arrousing, and very rare.
by Dan November 2, 2003
Get the armpit fuckmug.