Dan 's definitions

oil

The reason France vetoed the Iraq war.

Sadly there has been no oil war, I wanted to pay 30 cents a gallon.

by Dan October 5, 2003

firecrotch

someone who doesnt know how to spell needledick

needle dick, not nidledick

by Dan May 24, 2003

office space

the movie, that really is a metaphor for life. You can't work all the time, you can't always follow the same routine. You sometimes need and event hence the death of the hypnosis doctor, to make you have a life change, to make one's life more meaningful

"It's not just about my dream of doing nothing, It'a about all of us"

by Dan March 20, 2005

h4t

When a person loses there treasurous hat, and really wants it back and starts to cry about it.

When Joe lost his hat he was all pissed off at first, but then started to cry about it by saying..

"Whoevers got my pickey hat gimme it back"
"Whoevers got my pickey hat gimme it back"
"Whoevers got my pickey hat gimme it back"

So I (Dan) dragged him through the IT room, 2 times and ripped his shoes off his feet, and realised he has being wearing the same socks for 2 months.

To the present day, Joe is still without his 'h4t' (Hat) it was pickey style

by Dan January 27, 2004

business gear

Recreational drugs of exceptional quality (maybe even pharmaceudical grade). From the movie 'Acid House' in the scene where the guy is on the roundabout tripping and gets hit by lightning.

I know this guy whos cousin's next door neighbour's uncle's best mate has some absolutely business gear.

by Dan May 13, 2005

zebrahead

A white guy who exclusively dates people with extremely dark skin like Indians, Orientals, Mexicans, Arabs, First Nations and Blacks.

Brian is a zebrahead, his girlfriend is Lebanese

by dan July 26, 2003

Rynthar

To poke a half-asleep or sleeping victim with ones morning wood.

As I was stretching after just waking up, I poked my sleeping girlfriend in the back with my morning wood.

by Dan August 10, 2003