Dan's definitions

Zero1

Old skool messer

Zero1 Rocks

by Dan November 27, 2003

Tony Blair

Sellout lackey motherfucker

All punk rockers who use the internet are Tony Blairs.

by Dan November 26, 2003

bloodnut

Prince Harry and his red cheeks

"Look at Bloodnut with his red cheeks smoking a cone".

by Dan November 26, 2003

POETS

Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday

Friday is POETS day.

by Dan November 25, 2003

Spock

Vb. 1)to spock. This involves for fingers and a lady of your choice. While making the Vulcan sign with your fingers(ie a V shape, 2 on the left and 2 on the right), slowly insert two fingers inside the anal passage and 2 inside the vagina. Then slowly penetrate firmly but briskly in a repeated action while whispering "Who's ur captain Kirk"

"This bitch was pure filth, she not only wanted me to spunk in her mouth, She wanted a SPOCK!!!"

by Dan November 25, 2003

scuba diving

the art of diving in the muff

"andrew put on his flip flops and snorkel and dove into kaylas muff

by dan November 25, 2003

Tony Blair

Next President of the the U S of A!
yeah! wooooh! Gad Damn! (and other yank terminoligy)

1) oh man, tell ur dog to stop eating his own tony blair!!!

2)Ur such a Blair for Brains

by dan November 24, 2003