Dan's definitions
The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of
Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week?
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
by Dan May 27, 2008
Get the Conferencemug. (verb)
The act of masturbating in public (mainly in a movie theater, but can be anywhere in public), getting caught, and, in turn, ruining your career.
The act of masturbating in public (mainly in a movie theater, but can be anywhere in public), getting caught, and, in turn, ruining your career.
Guy 1: Man, I'll never work in the preschool again!!
Guy 2: What happened?!?
Guy 1: Pee wee, nigga, pee wee.
Guy 2: What happened?!?
Guy 1: Pee wee, nigga, pee wee.
by Dan March 24, 2004
Get the pee weemug. Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!
Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!
Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!
I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!
Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.
Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!
Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!
I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!
Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.
by Dan October 5, 2004
Get the clankermug. 
Get the Ginormousmug. by Dan November 18, 2003
Get the Stegnutmug. A creature that originates from the mixture of feces and urine. Sometimes it is known as E.T. The one characterstics that is prominantly noticable is a long outstretched appendage that it uses for reproduction.
by dan April 16, 2004
Get the daimug. by Dan August 17, 2004
Get the chickarnmug.