Dan's definitions

offspring

best band ever concived

the offspring rule

by Dan October 30, 2003

sprat

to bone.

i spratted your mum last night.

by dan November 12, 2003

smoke up

To smoke up is to let another person smoke marijuana with you without payment.

Guy 1: You got bills?
Guy 2: Nah man, I'm dead broke.
Guy 1: It's aight, I'll smoke you up on this blunt.

by Dan May 13, 2005

pound-me-in-the-ass prison

A place that is best to avoid. But if you are sent to one, the secret is: kick someone's ass your first day, or become someone's bitch.

"We're not going to minimum-security white-collar resort. No, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"

by Dan April 5, 2005

30-Day Trial

Philosophy pioneered by Danny that deals with crushes. If you have a crush, you have 30 days to do something about it. Whether it be a date, sex, or going out, something must be done in 30 days. If by the end of the 30 days no progress is made with you and your crush, you have to move on to the next one. There are also 10 and 15-Day trials, but for those to work, the crush must know you like them.

I hope my 30-day trial with that hot senior in yearbook works.

by Dan February 27, 2004

bean dive

going down on a mexican

that guy really likes to bean dive his hispanic girlfriend

by dan May 28, 2006

Reynoldsburg

A boring ass city full of sluts

If you want some pussy, go to Reynoldsburg High School. About 50 girls will be happy to do ANYTHING!!!

by Dan December 8, 2003