Daddy's definitions

aneehoo

Although a colloquial form of "anyhow" the actual definition is "anyway," used to end or switch subjects in a conversation. Usually used by white women above teenage.

"So, like, blahblabhblah and I'm the most fu*king boring annoying bitch on earth."
"Anyhoo, bye."

by daddy September 28, 2003

shaved shniz

a shaved pussy

dude, shaved shniz is awwwwwwesome

by daddy March 13, 2004

cock gobbler

one who voraciously sucks weiners

phil is a total cock gobbler

by daddy March 9, 2004

Ewen

Deposed chief ladyboy of mulletts.

Often known as 'gimp spit' or more simply 'gimp'.

Has a fondness for monkeys and small hairy boys

'Put yer monkey away, i can smell Ewen coming...'

by Daddy April 22, 2004

sports

something that some mother fucker invented and it is a complete waste of time. In the USA over 91 percent of the population enjoys sports and thats basically all they talk about, who ever invented sports should be raped hard.

him:lets go watch some new york giants play fucking ass sports!

me: fuck you bitch sports are for pussy's

by daddy January 6, 2005

wherethefugginhelldyathinkyagarn

A request to know the intended destination of ones spouse

WHERETHEFUGGINHELLDYATHINKYAGARN ya fuckin slut? I bet its to BLOW the neighbour again I can smell it on your breath

by DADDY August 8, 2003

consummate

to bring together by fucking

they newly weds consummated the marriage their first night together (yeah, right!)

by Daddy April 22, 2003