DaCuteRaccoon's definitions

ryanair

The last flight of your life.

Bob: I will fly to Dublin on Ryanair!
Mary: Farewell, bob.
Bob: Bye, Mary. Hope to see you in the afterlife.
Mary: Thank you, Bob, consider using Ryanair to see me sooner!

Context: Bob is Mary's husband

by DaCuteRaccoon November 20, 2023

subbookkeeper

The only word in the English language with three double letters in consecutive order.

Job profession that deals with the keeping track of money.

Fuck that game. Bookkeeper isn't a word.

The subbookkeeper will substitute for the bookkeeper because the bookkeeper is sick.

by DaCuteRaccoon September 20, 2021

exsay

Sex in pig latin

immayay avehay exsay ithway ethay itchesbay ownday ethay oadray

by DaCuteRaccoon March 12, 2022

.

The thing you search for to get to the dark side of YouTube

Person 1: What the fuck are you watching bro?
Person 2: Nothing much, just the dark Russian and Arabic side of YouTube...

by DaCuteRaccoon January 18, 2022

Accessory Dwelling Unit

An accessory dwelling unit (ADU) is a separate living space within a house or on the same property as an existing house.

Johnny, let's have sex in the accessory dwelling unit, we don't wanna cum all over brand new cumsocks

by DaCuteRaccoon December 9, 2021

standoffish

A stand, typically made of Plutonium-238, with a lead plating on the outside, that has goldfish (the snack, not real fish) on it. It is used to poison little kids.

Imma poison the kid with a standoffish.

by DaCuteRaccoon November 29, 2021

hopper

Either the shitter that got plugged or Jim Hopper (Stranger Things™℠®©℗Ⓟⓤⓚ)

I plugged the hopper
SPOILER: Hopper didn't die in the last episode of season 4

by DaCuteRaccoon January 18, 2022