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Guy 1: "Yo, my contact is gonna pick us up some Burny, what flavor do you want?"
Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"
Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."
Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"
Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."
by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011
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by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011
Get the I drink, therefore I am mug.Guy 1- "Did you hit up Kendra's?"
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by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011
Get the worst case scenario party mug.(n.) the frustration of waiting for someone that sucks at typing to finish writing something on a computer.
Guy 1- "Did Stan email the prof about the project."
Guy 2- "Yeah, it took like 20 minutes because he was chicken pecking the shit out of the keys! Honestly, I could have written it in 3!"
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by Da Sperminator April 7, 2011
Get the keybored mug.(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011
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by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011
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by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011
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