DUTCH's definitions

quiniela

Where a handicapper picks the first two horses that will finish a race, but doesn't guess the order.

I was goin for the perfecta but then said "nah, quiniela-time baby!"

by Dutch May 3, 2003

Malibu

Coconut rum. Tastes really good for liqour.

At JB's house party, we continously drank Malibu since 1:30 p.m.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

candy store

Your boy who is handling his business and always has the rocket fuel, aka ski passes, aka llelo

Bring on the blizzard...call up the candy store

by DUTCH January 7, 2004

Full-Bodied Seaman

When a guy bangs a girl (or if he's a gandu, a guy) and spooges in her mouth. She then eagerly swallows it all and starts lickin the dick hoping for some more. Alt. spelling - full-bodied semen.

I was bangin' Kristie Lee last night and she pulled a full-bodied seaman. It was bodacious.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

Ignoramus

Latin:
An asshole/idiot/fucktard/stupid ass, etc.

Ignoramus, stop touching that little boy!

by Dutch May 4, 2003

HDSQ

A horrific excuse for a band. Comprised of a bunch of fagmos, and a cool drummer. Please feel free to hack their website, www.hdsq.tk

I saw HDSQ perform last night, they sucked so hard I vomited. Then I cleaned up the vomit with a vacuum, put it on reverse, and sprayed the vomit all over them.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

SAT

A waste of time test that instills fear and panic in many worthless teenagers. Those who give a shit not about this quizzical test are the ones to look out for, they should be boned frequently.

Fuck the SATs I just wanna grow up and be a travel bum anyway.

by Dutch May 2, 2003