DUTCH's definitions

trifecta

When a handicapper can pick, in order, the three horses that will win the first 3 places in a race.

I made so much money off of that trifecta I pulled off at Belmont yesterday.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

99 bananas

Curious tasting alcohol distributed by Schnapps. 99 proof (49.5% alcoholic content per volume...or whatever). Not reccomended to drink any more than a 99 cents bottle you get at the liquor store counter. After finishing your mini-bottle, have some Malibu and Kool-Aid and just chill.

99 bananas tastes like a fuckin' banana, man.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

quiniela

Where a handicapper picks the first two horses that will finish a race, but doesn't guess the order.

I was goin for the perfecta but then said "nah, quiniela-time baby!"

by Dutch May 3, 2003

skating

Can refer to the acts of: skateboarding, rollerblading, ice skating, etc.

John Emig got a slurpee thrown at him while skating.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

Oknod

A member of the Indian or Pakistani caste system..I mean culture.

That fuckin' 7-11 Oknod is so cheap he kiked out on giving me my 2 cents change.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

Ignoramus

Latin:
An asshole/idiot/fucktard/stupid ass, etc.

Ignoramus, stop touching that little boy!

by Dutch May 4, 2003

HDSQ

A horrific excuse for a band. Comprised of a bunch of fagmos, and a cool drummer. Please feel free to hack their website, www.hdsq.tk

I saw HDSQ perform last night, they sucked so hard I vomited. Then I cleaned up the vomit with a vacuum, put it on reverse, and sprayed the vomit all over them.

by Dutch May 3, 2003