DUTCH's definitions

jupiter

(Historically accurate): Name of a negro slave from the Civil-War time period of American History.

Racist Slaveowner: Jupiter get your ass over here before I whoop ya'!
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

dood

The superior way to spell "dude."

J: Yo dood did you do the math homework?
Steve: Hell no.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

IUCK FRAQ

A word coined by yours truly. Was meant to become a sign I would hold at a pro-war rally. Switch the I and F and the result is "FUCK IRAQ."

Your IUCK FRAQ sign is bitchin', man.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

Full-Bodied Seaman

When a guy bangs a girl (or if he's a gandu, a guy) and spooges in her mouth. She then eagerly swallows it all and starts lickin the dick hoping for some more. Alt. spelling - full-bodied semen.

I was bangin' Kristie Lee last night and she pulled a full-bodied seaman. It was bodacious.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

HDSQ

A horrific excuse for a band. Comprised of a bunch of fagmos, and a cool drummer. Please feel free to hack their website, www.hdsq.tk

I saw HDSQ perform last night, they sucked so hard I vomited. Then I cleaned up the vomit with a vacuum, put it on reverse, and sprayed the vomit all over them.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

maul

In rugby when at least one player from each team binds onto the player with the ball when he/she's standing. They each try and drive that person in the opposite direction. This usually results in a ruck or scrum-down.

That was a nasty maul, my shirt was pulled all different ways.

by Dutch September 3, 2004

hephalumps and woozles

A bastardization by Winnie the Pooh meaning "elephants and weasels." See Snoop D-O-double jizzle's version: fo' shizzle my nizzle

Winnie had just dropped his third tab of acid when he started to see hephalumps and woozles.

by Dutch May 1, 2003