DUTCH's definitions

skating

Can refer to the acts of: skateboarding, rollerblading, ice skating, etc.

John Emig got a slurpee thrown at him while skating.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

99 bananas

Curious tasting alcohol distributed by Schnapps. 99 proof (49.5% alcoholic content per volume...or whatever). Not reccomended to drink any more than a 99 cents bottle you get at the liquor store counter. After finishing your mini-bottle, have some Malibu and Kool-Aid and just chill.

99 bananas tastes like a fuckin' banana, man.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

quiniela

Where a handicapper picks the first two horses that will finish a race, but doesn't guess the order.

I was goin for the perfecta but then said "nah, quiniela-time baby!"

by Dutch May 3, 2003

Full-Bodied Seaman

When a guy bangs a girl (or if he's a gandu, a guy) and spooges in her mouth. She then eagerly swallows it all and starts lickin the dick hoping for some more. Alt. spelling - full-bodied semen.

I was bangin' Kristie Lee last night and she pulled a full-bodied seaman. It was bodacious.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

Ignoramus

Latin:
An asshole/idiot/fucktard/stupid ass, etc.

Ignoramus, stop touching that little boy!

by Dutch May 4, 2003

handicapper

Smart person that can figure out which horse will win a race.

That guy Dutch is a major handicapper. He makes dough like no one's business.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

hephalumps and woozles

A bastardization by Winnie the Pooh meaning "elephants and weasels." See Snoop D-O-double jizzle's version: fo' shizzle my nizzle

Winnie had just dropped his third tab of acid when he started to see hephalumps and woozles.

by Dutch May 1, 2003