DUDE's definitions

telford boy

A G'star that walks around in his "rockports" and looks like a complete nob, with his sox tucked in his tracky b's, and his fake burberry sh!t... Smells like fags and draw and when he goes home he cries to hs mom that someone took his lunch money :)

Lads that think there gangstars!!

by Dude May 27, 2004

speed date

when 2 members of the oppostite sex meet for a 20 min date ofcoffee and conversation. this situation leave more options ie. if you like her you might let her buy you dinner. if she winds up being a freakshow you can always say. "ah shucks... i forgot... i need to go floss my cat"

speed dating is for wankers.

by dude January 21, 2004

krazz

A.K.A Crap

Krazzy bitch!

by dude March 12, 2003

chibna

warts from too much action aroung your nubee

i'll give you a chibna in a minute

by dude May 16, 2003

charva

mostly from housin estates in Sunderland and Newcastle...10x the jewellry of a normal person, fake burburry is a must, NOT FORGETTIN! ROCKPORTS,U r not a full charva without them!!!! AND BIG HOOPED EARRINGS.
male species usully walks with his hand down his pants and a wooly hat or cap placed right at the back of his head.

ew yea!(oy there)ya daft cunt ya gonna get smacked all awa by awa jimmy.(you are going to get seriously hurt by jimmy.)

by dude November 9, 2003

Queen of the Harpies

Female who nags a lot for no reason.
Related to mythilogical female creatures with wings who made load shrieking noises.

My bird was harping up at me cos I wanted to go out with the lads.
She harped up
Sorry I was late boys the misses was harping up.
Watch out lads shes got a harp on
That as a close one lads she nearly got her wings out

by Dude December 10, 2003

le roi

French for "The King"; Heath Newton's self proclaimed title in Philadelphia in 2003.

Somebody: That Heath Newton is quite the Le Roi.

Somebody Else: Fuck Heath Newton, I'm with ZEB E DEE!!

by Dude January 30, 2004