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Fucko

An animated description of a blow with a blunt object or fist, similarly to describe any sort of impact.
"I reached my hand through the open car window, rapped the seatbelt round the policemans neck and went FUCKO, FUCKO"
by Dr. Poppenstein June 26, 2007
mugGet the Fuckomug.

Shanter

This is a description of a situation.
"thats a shanter"- shanter being a term of emapthy concerning
someones extreme misfortune.
"im sorry to hear about that, its a real shanter"

"thats a pure shanter"
by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006
mugGet the Shantermug.

Yacks

A word used exclusevly in the Edinburgh area (Scotland) meaning eyes.
"She hates it when I jizz in her yacks"

"it hit me right in the yack"
by Dr. Poppenstein September 15, 2007
mugGet the Yacksmug.

Ganting

It is true that anyone can be ganting on something at anytime however the true use of the word is in the context of a description of a highly unatractive female.
"oof shes ganting"

"your ma is ganting"
by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006
mugGet the Gantingmug.

Teapot

A discriptive term used to mock an individual who has suffered
at ones hands.
Or anyone who an individual considers inadequate or inferior to his or her self.
Origin- East Central Scotland.
"You could'ny lace ma bits, fuckin teapot".
"and Johnny, get sum mair tins while yer oot, we'll be runnin a we bit dry here soon ya cunt. and Johnny, you want tae get us a wee video an aw, bruce willis, and johnny, die harder!....fuckin teapot"!
by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006
mugGet the Teapotmug.

pailicy/pelicy

The same as policy, translation.....what are your intentions?, whits yer pailecy?
sometimes directed at freinds....whats your C.P, central pailicy, the intentions
of a group.
upper middle class edinburgh pailicy/pelicy, catches a tradesman with wife's pants on his head ferociously pulling the head of it.. whits yer pailicy man, wit do you thing yer doing.
i'm trying to enyoy a glass of sherry with my wife whits yer pailicy man!
by DR. POPPENSTEIN April 26, 2006
mugGet the pailicy/pelicymug.

Asda Price

This is a method of wholesale shop lifting. It involves entering an open plan supermarket with a trolley, as if normal shopper, filling the trolley with four cases of beer, numerous bottles of fine wine and what ever grocery items one desires, then proceeding to walk clean out of the shop past the fruit and veg, bypassing all checkouts and neglecting to pay.
The group needs beer, i shall go and asda/tesco price it!

Today I asda/walmart priced my weekly shopping and also more booze than we could possibly drink!.....That was the biggest asda price I have ever done!
by Dr. Poppenstein May 28, 2006
mugGet the Asda Pricemug.

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