DR. POPPENSTEIN's definitions

Yacks

A word used exclusevly in the Edinburgh area (Scotland) meaning eyes.

"She hates it when I jizz in her yacks"

"it hit me right in the yack"

by Dr. Poppenstein September 15, 2007

ushi

A person who cannot or will not stop eating, often associated with obesity.

"Look at your plate! are you an ushi"

by Dr. Poppenstein July 21, 2007

Fucko

An animated description of a blow with a blunt object or fist, similarly to describe any sort of impact.

"I reached my hand through the open car window, rapped the seatbelt round the policemans neck and went FUCKO, FUCKO"

by Dr. Poppenstein June 26, 2007

Heck

To eat with ravenous enthusiasm.

Q:What are you doing. A:Im having a heck.

Q:What are you hecking. A: Mostly dry wheetabix.

by Dr. Poppenstein May 12, 2007

Arse-Trumpet

A Utensil made of brass around 1ft. long with mouthpeace and tapered nossle used for the anal administration of cocain.
Favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.

"Butler, fetch my arse-trumpet"

by Dr. Poppenstein June 11, 2006

Asda Price

This is a method of wholesale shop lifting. It involves entering an open plan supermarket with a trolley, as if normal shopper, filling the trolley with four cases of beer, numerous bottles of fine wine and what ever grocery items one desires, then proceeding to walk clean out of the shop past the fruit and veg, bypassing all checkouts and neglecting to pay.

The group needs beer, i shall go and asda/tesco price it!

Today I asda/walmart priced my weekly shopping and also more booze than we could possibly drink!.....That was the biggest asda price I have ever done!

by Dr. Poppenstein May 28, 2006

Radgeworks

A person who has no regard for anyone or anything, possibly violent and or of low intelligence.
Often people of this ilk seem to use their own regional description, (radgeworks), to address anyone who is in fact not violent or anti-social.
Also, less maliciously, to address members of their peer group.
Used primarily in Edinburgh- East Scotland. Also see (Root).

"oi radgeworks, shut yer fuckin moi"
Do you like (Bellends), i'll (cockslap) you the now radgeworks".

by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006