n00b cannon

n00bies which prefer n00b weapons are n00b cannon users...

Flak, Mini, Pulselamer in UT

by Dr October 30, 2003

Wojtek

1. Roughly four days worth of stuble.

" Dude... shave that wojtek already!"
" wow nice Wojtek you got there, having a rough week?

by DR April 12, 2005

Wojtek

1. A precise casting of lightning bolts, generally in quick succession

“ I didn’t know if we were going to be able to take that dragon down, but he just kept wojteking it... I was really impressed.

by DR April 12, 2005

cruise

To smoke pot.

Wanna go for a cruise?

by dR December 28, 2003

Snoopy

Probably one of totse.com's most badass moderators.

'Snoopy locked my thread because I was a moron.'

by dr March 01, 2005

Jasiak

a gay kid who can't take a hint

wow that kid is still here after I asked him to leave, and now he is looking at Male porn, he must be a jasiak

by dr March 07, 2003

California Knockout

\"The so-called \"California Knockout,\" a person holds his breath for 10 seconds to get light-headed, after which a pal squeezes his neck to put him out (unconscious).\"

It\'s some kind of wacky \"trip\" or \"high\" inducing maneuver. Commonly practiced by stupid teenagers. It kills brain cells.

Info from article \"Our Civilization in Decline\".

by dr April 27, 2005