broughted

The past tense action of "brought", used commonly as "It's been broughted!"
The hooker had asked me if I wanted to bring the attitude on and I told her, "It has already been broughted."
by DNAGuy November 24, 2020
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jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.
I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF
by DNAGuy May 29, 2024
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Attitude Ovaries

A women who blames everything in life on ovary issues.
Sorry I was late today, you know how my attitude Ovaries be acting!
by DNAGuy June 05, 2023
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jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.
I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.
by DNAGuy June 07, 2024
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Painfully Thick

So thick, it be causing PAIN from all the weight it put on the person.
She had said she was Painfully Thick, but what she had meant was, she had been on my 600lb Life Season 2!!!
by DNAGuy October 27, 2021
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Kabuki Whore

A whore of Chinese decent, a slang that is used for prostitutes in that region/area.
She could not be trusted, she was a Kabuki Whore with a shady past.
by DNAGuy April 19, 2019
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grandparentage

A test to determine a link with Grandparentage relationship between a grandparent and grandchild. As in to determine a DNA relationship.
Mrs. Phillips did a "grandparentage" test to determine if her grandchild was indeed hers after her son, the father of her child had died and no paternity test was possible.
by DNAGuy April 16, 2019
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