phonkle

An uncle who likes phonk music.

My sister is pregnant!!! I'm going to be a phonkle!!!

by DKRemedy June 14, 2024

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Blumpkin Pie

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.

Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Buttsqueezer

An act of having to hold in a fecal movement when you have to release it, but are too lazy or busy to use the restroom.

Dude, if you have to go take a dump, just go. Don't be a buttsqueezer.

by DKRemedy February 06, 2021

Brownport

Your anus or butthole.

You can take that idea and shove it up your brownport

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Cody Crybabies

What pro wrestling fans are called who are fans of Cody Rhodes

"All you Cody Crybabies ruined a mania dream match,-" (The Rock)

by DKRemedy June 14, 2024

Full Moon Strudel

A sexual act when a person lies on the floor and pulls down their pants, exposing their bare buttocks, and another person ejaculates semen on them.

My buddy mooned me lying down joking, and I did a full moon strudel on him.

by DKRemedy February 06, 2021