DKRemedy's definitions

Full Moon Strudel

A sexual act when a person lies on the floor and pulls down their pants, exposing their bare buttocks, and another person ejaculates semen on them.

My buddy mooned me lying down joking, and I did a full moon strudel on him.

by DKRemedy February 6, 2021

Martiansexual

The act of having sexual intercourse with or being attracted to the alien race.

Dude, that's creepy! You find that alien attractive? You must be martiansexual!!!

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

phonkle

An uncle who likes phonk music.

My sister is pregnant!!! I'm going to be a phonkle!!!

by DKRemedy June 14, 2024

Blumpkin Pie

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.

Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Cody Crybabies

What pro wrestling fans are called who are fans of Cody Rhodes

"All you Cody Crybabies ruined a mania dream match,-" (The Rock)

by DKRemedy June 14, 2024

Brownport

Your anus or butthole.

You can take that idea and shove it up your brownport

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021