Quokkstick

A person of low intelligence, who usually makes life difficult for others in a team environment. Similar to the word fuckstick.

Hey Dude! What did you do that for? You are a real quokkstick!

by DjJimmyJ March 24, 2007

Camel No

When a guy is wearing tight pants that accentuate his package.

Hey Mal. Check out that dude over there. That is such a camel no!

by DjJimmyJ October 30, 2008

Geotraffically

When a destination is not far geographically, but the traffic is always bad and it takes longer than it should.

Person 1: How far is work from your house?
Person 2: Only about 16 kilometers, but it is geotraffically in a bad spot.

by DjJimmyJ February 26, 2009

asiariffic

A girl of asian origin who is smokin hot.

Hey Mal, Did you see that girl! She was asiariffic!

by DjJimmyJ August 28, 2007

Malism

Extremely bad joke. Usually made by someone attempting humour, but failing miserably

A typical example of a Malism would be..While walking along the footpath, James looks at the leaf on the ground and says "leaf it alone" or while passing a bale of hay....Jeff exclaims...."Hey !".

by DJJimmyJ December 03, 2006