Definitions by DJ Jaybee
rikking
Something that has been cranked up - usually above the normally acceptable level or something that provides an ample amount of pleasure.
Phagwah
Something that is idiotic or boring - or both.
Something that is drab or lifeless.
A hindu festival where a special drink called 'thandai' or bhang (Cannabis sativa) is also consumed sometimes, which actually contains small amounts of marijuana to make the festival more enjoyable.
Something that is drab or lifeless.
A hindu festival where a special drink called 'thandai' or bhang (Cannabis sativa) is also consumed sometimes, which actually contains small amounts of marijuana to make the festival more enjoyable.
The lad on the bus dropped his keks which was well Phagwah.
Waiting for the bus was Phagwah.
She isn't any good at design, whatever she comes up with will be Phagwah.
Waiting for the bus was Phagwah.
She isn't any good at design, whatever she comes up with will be Phagwah.
flatpack-palm
A painful condition - sometimes lasting many days - that often appears halfway through the attempted assembly of flatpack furniture. It can be avoided with the use of an electric screwdriver.
flatpack-palm by DJ Jaybee September 9, 2004
wrecked
The hammer splatted my thumbnail and it wrecked!
cunt stick
1: Tool used by male to interface with the female pleasure palace
2: Tool used by female and inserted into her nu-nu to generate joy juice.
2: Tool used by female and inserted into her nu-nu to generate joy juice.
cunt stick by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004
Creaser
1: An unfortunate clip of the testicles, usually at a tangent - which sometimes feels more painful than a full impact.
2: Something that is really funny
2: Something that is really funny
1: When I caught my nads on the corner of the desk it was a real creaser.
2: The receptionist wet herself when you sent that funny email - it was a real creaser.
2: The receptionist wet herself when you sent that funny email - it was a real creaser.