pipe them briefs

To have sex with someone. (Usually not used in the presence of the person it refers to)

So, did you pipe them briefs last night?

by DJ Conan December 04, 2003

Turntablist

1) one who has the ability to improvise on a phonograph turntable
2) "one who uses the turntable in the spirit of a musical instrument" (Dj Babu)
3) a musician; a hip-hop disc jockey who in a live/spontaeneous situation can manipulate or restructure an existing phonograph recording (in combination with an audio mixer) to produce or express a new composition that is unrecognizable from its original ingredients.

A turntablist speaks with his hands.

by DJ Conan December 04, 2003

nut butt

The space between a man's testicles resembling a butt crack.

Lick my nut butt!

by DJ Conan April 02, 2015

Drop a deuce

To void feces from the bowels: to defecate, to "take a shit."

("deuce" comes from the commonly used "number 2")

I'll be right back, I gotta drop a deuce.

by DJ Conan December 04, 2003

scratch

A musical note of definite pitch, created when moving a piece of vinyl back and forth in a rhythmic fashion under a needle on a phonographic turntable. Accidentally discovered (and later perfected) by Grand Wizzard Theodore.

"In fact I can't see, or can't imagine, a man who ain't a lover of beats, or a fan of scratchin'." - Eminem - "Infinite"

by DJ Conan April 12, 2004

chillin like a villain

Equivelant to "I'm fine, thanks." Can be found in many different forms(See examples)

Someone asks you: "Sup, dude?"
You say:
"Chillin'"
"Chillin' like a villain"
"Chillin', killin'"(Scary Movie)
OR for the extremely bored:
"Chillin', killin', and blood spillin' like a motha f**kin villain"

by DJ Conan December 04, 2003

yellow porn

Pornography featuring golden showers}

Don't eat yellow snow, and don't read yellow porn!

by DJ Conan December 04, 2003