DJ Chronos's definitions

grind core

Grindcore comes from the tradition of taking music, and taking all the musical elements out of it

"Wow, Grindcore makes me realize how good what I listen to is"

by DJ Chronos April 3, 2005

Gleep

Small-time theft. I.E: the theft of hats, or other small-time items.

He gleeped that man's hat.

by DJ Chronos November 1, 2004

Jemoses

Contrary to rumors that were spread by Jemoses fans, it is indeed a type of creature. Confirmed reports indicate it is an elf-like appaition, with no nose, and 4 arms. It weilds two katanas, albeit crappily. These creatures are not dangerous, they just pretend to be. If you see one, capture it, and sell it on ebay

"Oh look, a Jemoses"

by DJ Chronos November 12, 2003

Pronsex

Pronsex is the type of material that creatures such as Jemoses (see definition elsewhere on site) peruse in their spare time. It is usually of sexual content, and may or may not include cattle. Variations include, but are not limited to:
Pron
Pronsix
Prawnsekz
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"Wow, Jemoses, that is some good Pronsex"

by DJ Chronos November 12, 2003

Stabbing Westward

The absolute best band, they are most commonly defined as INDUSTRIAL METAL. Their current album is okay, but nothing can ever beat their original ones. The songs range in style, while almsot every song has a very dark undertone, and incredibly well written lyrics. They touch on things that other bands dont, and do an absolutely incredible job of it.
DJ Chronos loves Stabbing Westward very very much.

"The song 'Guilty' is NOT by Stabbing Westward, but is by Gravity Kills."

by DJ Chronos November 15, 2003

Army of Darkness

An evil force brought to life by the dark powers of the Necronomicon. It is comprised of an army of skeletons, and the leader (Bad Ash). They are eventually stopped by Ash, a worker of S-Mart (Housewares division).
Top notch B-movie, one everybody must see.
See also Bruce Campbell for more info.

"D00d, joo got teh ARMEE UV DARKNSS special edition! Pwn!"

by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003

Gleep Norp

See Gleep
See Norp

Essentially, the theft of pornographic materials.

"Ahh, time for a bit of Gleep Norp, hmm?"

by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003