DJ Chronos's definitions

Jemoses

Any form of annoying little man that likes to steal your pants, and swim to Tokyo

"Hi, Jemoses"

by DJ Chronos September 27, 2003

Mech

A large, mobile suit of tank-like armor. A pilot is inside of the Mech, or Mecha in some cases. Heavily armed, with weapons such as blaster, photon cannons, LRM's, SRM's, and Railguns. Many a game has been made off of the theory of a Mech, and the military is no doubt working on a prototype Mech as I type this.

"MechWarrior 4! Pwn!"

by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003

Jemoses

Contrary to rumors that were spread by Jemoses fans, it is indeed a type of creature. Confirmed reports indicate it is an elf-like appaition, with no nose, and 4 arms. It weilds two katanas, albeit crappily. These creatures are not dangerous, they just pretend to be. If you see one, capture it, and sell it on ebay

"Oh look, a Jemoses"

by DJ Chronos November 12, 2003

Army of Darkness

An evil force brought to life by the dark powers of the Necronomicon. It is comprised of an army of skeletons, and the leader (Bad Ash). They are eventually stopped by Ash, a worker of S-Mart (Housewares division).
Top notch B-movie, one everybody must see.
See also Bruce Campbell for more info.

"D00d, joo got teh ARMEE UV DARKNSS special edition! Pwn!"

by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003

Nodachi

A 4 foot long, incredibly curved sword of Asian decent. Hard to use, due to size, and weight, but can cut through many a material with little effort.
See Katana

"My Nodachi PWNED that old lady!"

by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003

Gleep

Small-time theft. I.E: the theft of hats, or other small-time items.

He gleeped that man's hat.

by DJ Chronos November 1, 2004

XiTatiON

Some guy who has added an entry or two to urbandictionary.com

"Hmm, lets add that guy! 'XiTatiON'!

by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003