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Definitions by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS

Spongemonger 

1. A SpongeBob background track
2. A chaotic moment
3. An insane person
4. (present tense, Spongemongering) The act of frantically doing something as fast as possible
"Remember when those 2 people fought in the cafeteria?"
"Yes, that was truly a Spongemonger."

Sustenance 

The worst fucking word in the english language
Person 1: "I need sustenance"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"
Sustenance by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS November 22, 2023
A one eyed kitten with a pathetic frown who shits everywhere, rescued from the side of the road by a Facebook dad trying to look like a superhero, he then forces his kids to like it and pet it even though they hate it
"Greg is such a stupid fucking kitten."
Greg by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS October 30, 2023
A cute and gorgeous ginger haired sweetheart who is sweet to everyone and is absolutely selfless. She also is naturally gorgeous and never wears makeup.
Friend 1: "Lola's so sweet"
Friend 2: "I know right"
Lola by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS October 2, 2023
A ginger haired sweetheart who is sweet to everyone and selfless
Friend 1: "Lola's so sweet"
Friend 2: "I know right"
Lola by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS October 2, 2023
A reckless green narrow gauge engine who derailed so much that he was turned into a generator
"But Smudger just laughed."
"HEHEHEHEHE!"
Smudger by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS September 27, 2023

Bullshit 

Not letting people get off work on thanksgiving
It’s bullshit how i’m not off on thanksgiving
Bullshit by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS November 20, 2022