chronic

1.High quality weed, usually strains produced for high THC and yeild. The term "chronic" also may be used for good weed when the specific strain is not known. For example, if you bought some chronic that was the northern lights strain, it would be sold as "northern lights," not chronic.

Damn I'm so Fuckin' high right now! (on chronic btw ;)
"you got some chronic man?, no, I got a fat sack of maui though!"
by derek November 19, 2003
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chronic

usually good strains of weed grown to produce a high level of THC, while also producing high yeild. Contradictory to what previous definitions stated, at least where I live, It is common to find chronic laced with cocaine. Of course, is doesn't have to be laced with coc to be chronic.
"hey, can you hook it up with a quarter of chron man?, hell yeah, 110"
by derek November 19, 2003
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Chode

a penis that is larger around then it is long
my dicks 8 inches thick, but only 4 inches long:(
by derek January 03, 2003
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garden state

Highly overrated film directed by Zach Braff. While the direction, script, and camera work are mediocre; the overall feeling of the film is much like the Zach Braff character himself: numb. The relationships of the characters seem stale and unrealistic.

The film is often praised by teenagers as the best film ever mainly because most of them have never seen an independent film and are so accustomed to the mainstream formula that Garden State seems refreshing and original, even though there are much better human type films out there.
While Garden State is a decent film, it doesn't deserve the hype that surrounds it.
by Derek February 27, 2005
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M.A.G

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buh-zing

Interjection used after a particularly good insult.
All this time spent keeping people from having sex...now I know how the Catholic Church feels--BUH-ZING!
by Derek December 12, 2003
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backyard barbecue

A time where you and your friends/family go out to the backyard and attempt so many meat products that you will piss off enviromental activists since you wasted fossil fuels, animals just to have a good time. if you only have friends, it will generally become a beer drinking contest
John and his boys were wasted from the backyard barbecue, all because he had to have 5 beers with his ribs
by derek February 14, 2005
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