DErek's definitions

guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

by derek May 26, 2005

crumbelievable

the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable

Steve: So how's the army treatin' ya?
Derek: It's good, real good.
Steve: Crumbelievable!

by Derek May 26, 2006

kotch

Slang for a male penis. Used as an appropriate backup when the alternate term "Cock" can be perceived as unacceptable within a certain environment.

"Out of the way you KOTCH!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"

by Derek March 28, 2003

reindizzle

An African-American reindeer.

"Hurry it up with the big red slizzle, ma reindizzles!" said Saint Nizzle.

by Derek December 27, 2004

butch (the good one)

arsala "chikni bund"

Butch is gonna kick my ass after she sees this.

by derek December 5, 2003

tmalss

Abbreviation for the phrase "to make a long story short"

TMALSS, the turkey is finished.

by Derek February 1, 2005

trojan4life

to be the best in the world in football and to be a sunnyside hater

god dam who the fuck is that? and we say the TROJANS whats up and people back down like squares

by derek December 1, 2004