Plase

Another way of saying the common English phrase “please” but with more urgency

Worker 1: Can you cover this shift for me?

Worker 2: Are you gonna be out of town?
Worker 1: No, not really
Worker 2: No not really isn’t an answer

Worker 1: Plase!!!

by DD Alwhiney November 20, 2020

Grandpa wisdom

The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations

Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit

by DD Alwhiney July 09, 2019

Prostate Exam

Prostate Exam is an exam where a doctor digitally examines your prostate.

Guy -Hey man, when I went to my Prostate Exam and you said it was a digital exam, you really should have specified that digital meant his fingers and not numbers.
Friend- You ok?
Guy- I don’t wanna talk about it

by DD Alwhiney May 19, 2019

Shit storm

The act of emptying your bowels based on the terrible weather from the storm.

Bro, I heard Titties shit his pants again when they were driving through the bad weather. Talk about a shit storm

by DD Alwhiney March 05, 2023

Napber

A word that people will try to find different justifications for but is just not a word

Hey how was your nap?
It was great

So it was like the Amber of all naps?? A napber
That’s not a real word

by DD Alwhiney August 11, 2019

Laxidazical

The act of faking a friendship with someone in order to gain the upper hand in the world

These morons think I’m their friend little do they know I’m just being laxidazical...wink wink

by DD Alwhiney January 31, 2021

Intervention

A word made popular by the TV Show and real life practice of a group of people “intervening” in a person’s life to help them with a particular problem. The more practical way to perform this involves physical violence against the person to help correct the behavior.

Friend 1- Hondo needs our help man we want to set up an intervention when he gets here.
Friend 2 - Yeah you’re right let me get my hand wraps
Friend 1- why do you need hand wraps?
Friend 2 - I’m not trying to hurt my wrists when we beat him
Friend 1- wait you think we need to beat him?
Friend 2- yeah he needs a real intervention, someone get the lights and as soon as he walks in he’s gonna get the intervention he deserves

by DD Alwhiney June 17, 2019