Cobra Commander

Leader of evil crime syndicate COBRA in the GIJOE cartoon series of the 80s. His face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.

If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.

by DB January 14, 2005

ass hair

when your pubic hair trails off to finish around your asshole... gentlemen? all ladies have it.. get used to it. Dingleberries tend to take up residence here of you don't clean yourself regularily.

I shave my girlfriends asshole to rid her of all her ass hair once a week.

by db October 10, 2004

hot and bothered

To become sexually aroused to the point where you are unable to think clearly.

I got the mad flow that makes all the ladies get hot and bothered.

by DB September 19, 2004

dingleberries

Are dried up pieces of poo that are stuck in your ass hair.

To remove: soak and pull (they hurt to pull on if they're dry)

It gives me a huge-ass boner when my grandma spreads her ass for me to suck on her dingleberries and then pull them out with my teeth. I like the chew them for a long time before I swallow.

by db October 10, 2004

mental intercourse

imagining intercourse with someone you find attractive

"Shit, if the real thing is as good as that mental intercourse i just had...."

by DB February 19, 2005

Mongolian Flush

The act of anal intercourse with a woman while giving her a swirly.

I gave her the ol' Mongolian flush. Booyah.

by DB February 06, 2004

Get low

When the females buttocks gets down to the floor and they work it.

Yo look at dat girl get low.

by db December 28, 2004