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Colombia

Please read this....I hate to make this look like a chatroom because of my response to the heat I've been receiving (I guess I deserve it as well), but I figured I just HAVE to respond, and thus let people know what I truly am.

To start with, I am sorry for my opinionism intruding when I was defining Colombia. By nature, Colombia is a beautiful country. Latin countries are beautiful generally. What I like about Colombia is their coffee, which is the finest in the world.
I am sorry that I said it's "the most dangerous country in the world". Iraq really is, but that's because it's under anarchy. I only said it was dangerous because of what it's going through, and that for Americans it's dangerous. The truth is, I only know what I hear & read about Colombia. What makes Colombia so dangerous is that the FARC has waged a decades-long war with the current government, and I heard about how American tourists are "held for ransom". The truth to this is that there are said to be bounties placed on American tourists, possibly by the FARC....and the rewards are high. I have noticed that there are lots of places in Colombia that are actually impoverished, and it is understandable that one would do anything for money, especially if they have a dying family. I just don't believe that Americans should be thee target to kill. I personally am fed up with how Americans are bashed left and right, and in essence, the reason they are hated and despised is because they exist.

Also, just so you know : I NEVER SAID I HATED COLOMBIA. I DON'T HATE ANYONE OR ANYTHING. HATRED IS A FOOL'S WAY.

If the FARC can be dealt with, Colombia would be a much safer country. The reason the US doesn't help is because we believe in freedom, and even privacy. Therefore we don't barge into a country without proper negotiations. America is NOT an empire like everyone loves to think nowadays.

So I thought I'd clear this up. Once again, I am sorry. And also once again : I DON'T HATE COLOMBIA (I love their coffee, and I'm certain that, like in other latin countries, their women are beautiful, but then again I am a lady-lover). You guys may hate me, but I don't hate you.
"If you don't want to accept my apologies, that's OK too. But take my advice : if you stoop to hatred, then you're no different from those who hate you & your country."
-me
by Dave July 6, 2004
mugGet the Colombiamug.

shitthead

n. one who possesses the attributes of a jerk
combination of shit and head
Stop being a shitthead
by Dave March 21, 2005
mugGet the shittheadmug.

Stear

n. - Kill Sean.
"Hmmmm...tabasco...this calls for a stear."
by Dave November 10, 2003
mugGet the Stearmug.

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.
"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!
by Dave January 22, 2004
mugGet the burn the baconmug.

jay tabb

quite possibly the finest football player ever born. he could well be jesus.
'burton scored, but jay tabb made the goal'
by dave January 23, 2005
mugGet the jay tabbmug.

MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.
"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me
by Dave March 28, 2004
mugGet the MREmug.

let's do this

Something said before performing or doing something, such as a fight, an operation, a performance, and these days, anything.
"This is what one of my ex's said before we had another argument. I hate that bitch."
-me
by Dave October 21, 2004
mugGet the let's do thismug.

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