DAve's definitions

monkey piss

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

by Dave May 3, 2005

Candy3s

A Candy3s is a girl who gets off to being slapped around by her ricer boyfriend. She won't leave him, because they are in "love".

Wow, that Candy3s is such a crack-whore! If you break her nose, she'll bang you and love you forever!!

by Dave March 13, 2005

splasm

semen or the act of ejaculating

1. when my girlfriend finished sucking me off, she had splasm all over her face
2. After fucking this girl for over an hour, I was ready to splasm into her cunt

by Dave October 21, 2004

Orbit

Some damn fine chewin' gum! ^.^

"Orbit cleans another dirty mouth! No matter what."
-that cute-but-bubbly british chick on those Orbit commercials

by Dave January 16, 2004

Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^

"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me

by Dave August 15, 2004

military

A term for someone who has any type of relation to the military.

"That guy's fuckin' military!"

by Dave January 14, 2004

G-string

Similar to a thong but exposes much more. G-strings, like thongs, are very beautiful pieces of clothing, especially for lovely females. ^-^

"I like hotties in thongs, but G-strings are incredibly sexy. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave April 23, 2004