DAve's definitions

two bagger

A chick so ugly that you put a bag over your head just in case her's falls off.

Look at that ugly bitch. She is definitely a two bagger.

by Dave May 7, 2003

Seedy

As in something disgusting

"I aint touching that it looks ssseeeeeeedy!"

by Dave May 9, 2003

ass chugger

Someone who likes to chug ass; perhaps someone gay.

George Bush is such an ass chugger

by Dave May 9, 2003

dittio

Is a word used by weirdos and is often a failed attempt at looking cool. Most people that make up words like this one are complete losers and need to get a life.

Are you going to the dittio?

by Dave May 9, 2003

N.R

Not right

That was crap up the M.J on the N.R

by Dave May 9, 2003

Russian T-bag

When a guy takes a piss in a girls mouth and then dunks his balls in her mouth thats still filled with his own piss.

Hey, it was pretty nice giving your mom a Russian T-bag last night.

by Dave May 12, 2003

Poofman

one whose goal is to imitate the "Beefcake"

He is such a freaking Poofman, sporting around in his Lightning

by Dave May 13, 2003