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witches hats

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.
Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.
by Dave March 29, 2004
mugGet the witches hatsmug.

c-rations

Combat Rations

Otherwise known as MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.
"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me
by Dave March 31, 2004
mugGet the c-rationsmug.

FedEx

<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"
by Dave April 19, 2005
mugGet the FedExmug.

D.L.H

Deutch Lesbo Haircut
a midlength haircut that slants down from the back of the head to the front.
by dave January 20, 2004
mugGet the D.L.Hmug.

Eig

Often said by the famous Murious Madnoss!
Eig, Tea, Aren't you smart?
by Dave February 16, 2004
mugGet the Eigmug.

Jaw Breaker

Jill enjoys a jaw breaker after a long night of chili dogging.
by Dave December 16, 2004
mugGet the Jaw Breakermug.

I seen it!

a phrase you might expect to say after seeing a girls foof or perhaps a boob or two
by Dave February 5, 2005
mugGet the I seen it!mug.

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