Spike TV

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.
"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."
"What will you call it?"
"Android Kick-Fucking"
"Spike TV will be all over that."
by Dave September 19, 2003
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Pen15

This stands for P-E-N-I-S..As you can see the 15 at the end of pen15...the 1 resembles the "i" and the 5 resembles the "s". Lots of grade schoolers ask about, "do u have a pen15?" they say that its a pen, so when they say "no" they start to humiliate the person. This is a very imature act.
Yo sup? hey do u have a pen15?
WHAT?!? whats a pen15
oh its a kewl pen, all the boys have them
u serious?
well, do u have 1?
NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
by Dave July 16, 2003
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joojoobs

A type of soft, chewy, succulent candy, often fruit-flavored.
"Ralf, from Ed, Edd'n'Eddy, likes joojoobs."
by Dave March 26, 2004
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the red button

"During the Cold War there was much fear about whether or not we'd really have to use the red button."
-me
by Dave September 28, 2004
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BBC

*British Broadcasting Corporation.

*Breach, Bang, Clear; a technique used often by Navy SEAL's, used for clearing a room. The process goes like this:
1.)approach the targetted door and stand by until the group arrives and await the order.
2.)open the door to peep-sight and, when given the order, chuck a flashbang in.
3.)after the explosion, receive the go-code and then enter the room, eliminating any hostile blinded from the flashbang, and then ensure that the room is cleared of enemy hostilities.
"BBC time!"
-a SEAL prepping for the BBC technique.
by Dave March 31, 2004
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ninjato

nihn-juh-toh
neen-jah-toh

A Japanese ninja sword. Similar to a katana, but with these characteristics:
*Slightly shorter length
*Square hilt
*Straight blade with a non-curved edge
"Ninjato's are cool! ^-^ "
-me
by Dave April 19, 2004
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SEAL

Sea, Air, Land.

A SEAL is a highly-trained special forces soldier of the US Navy. Part of a group of 2, 4, 8, or no higher than 16 other SEAL's, Navy SEAL's are pretty much the modern-day ninja; they are trained to meld in with the scenery and attack without being noticed. Their bodies are trained and pushed beyond almost human-limits.
"Not everyone can be a SEAL. In fact, you'd have to be superhuman to be one! If you really want to be a SEAL, you really have to want it."
-me

"The only easy day was yesterday!"
-SEAL Motto

"If you're called to duty but you're not ready, then you've failed."
-SEAL Moral from an officer
by Dave July 06, 2004
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