A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!
He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!
The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.
"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!
The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.
"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave March 04, 2003
A term used to refer how one loses his/her sanity and thus initiates radical physical action upon anything due to immense anger.
"If you piss me off I swear I'm gonna go apeshit!!"
"The singer of the song Arcarsenal goes apeshit when he screams 'BEWAAAAAREE!! BEWAAAAAARE!!!!'."
-me
"She was having PMS and then she went apeshit when she was touched."
"The singer of the song Arcarsenal goes apeshit when he screams 'BEWAAAAAREE!! BEWAAAAAARE!!!!'."
-me
"She was having PMS and then she went apeshit when she was touched."
by Dave May 13, 2004
one often confused with Eve among the homosexual community and is PRO cleveland steamer.Came about in the late 80's,you remember, you were there!!
by Dave February 03, 2005
Black Boy's Bitch - girl or gay who is hooked on the dark meat and will do what their man says to please him.
by Dave February 08, 2004
by Dave January 24, 2005