DAVE's definitions

fawk

Hispanic pronunciation of the word "fuck".

"Fawkin' sheet!"
-the buffoon in Adam Sandler's "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!" CD

by Dave February 29, 2004

penis envy

Perhaps the reason a friend of mine is being such an asshole towards me.

"Heh! That guy has penis envy I can tell!"
-me after being harassed by some jerkoff

by Dave January 15, 2004

Jaw Breaker

Orally pleasuring multiple cocks simultaneously.

Jill enjoys a jaw breaker after a long night of chili dogging.

by Dave December 16, 2004

Denley

A seat or chair on which it is impossible to get comfortable.

I just can't relax on this Denley.

by Dave November 19, 2003

LIKE

Full stop

"How's it going, LIKE?"

by Dave December 14, 2003

focus

A car made by Ford distinguishable by its big ass and cheap insurance

My focus is well fast on the road

by Dave August 27, 2003

anZac

Australian New Zealand Army Corps. What the Poms called an 'Expeditionary Force' of young Sh*t Kickers that NZ and AUS sent to WW1. Were commanded by hapless bumbling Englishmen, resulting in massive slaughter, forming lasting bond between NZ & AUS. Luckily the English lifted their game in time for the second WW, slugging it out together for four years before the Yanks finally subbed in and hogged the glory.

ANZAC day Holiday
ANZAC cookies

by Dave November 24, 2003