DAVE's definitions

Taco Bell

a slow, delicious death.

instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.

by Dave August 5, 2003

poppet

Chiefly British, meaning a darling.

A small child, a doll, a puppet.

She's such a darling, little poppet.

by Dave February 7, 2005

lilmawwie

a person that posess all around beauty

wow! mary, u must be lilmawwie

by dave July 18, 2003

south park

The coolest, most funny, sick, perverted, and disgusting show ever made.

The only people who do not think South park is funny are gay.

by Dave April 24, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.

Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.

by Dave May 1, 2003

Shagohod

shah-goh-hohd

After a long time, the name for the new Metal Gear unit in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater is confirmed. Shagohod is its name, once and for all.

Shagohod is a massive, somewhat-bipedal tank, capable of operating on any land on the planet. The crown jewel of the Shagohod, however, is its nuclear capabilities; it is equipped with a massive turret designed to launch an SS-20 Saber-Class nuclear missile. Other than its nuclear capability, the Shagohod is the missing link between infantry and artillery, and given MGS3's setting, the Shagohod's deployment ultimately means the end of the Cold War, the end of nuclear deterrence, and thus, World War III.

"Metal Gear Rex will always be my favorite, but the Shagohod looks so cool nonetheless. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

go down on

To go down on a woman is to start her off with nice, long, passionate kisses on the lips, and then down to her neck, and then down to her breasts where you have your pleasure with them, and then you kiss your way across her tummy, and finally, you have ultimate pleasure with orally pleasing her pussy.

"I want to go down on your sister."

by Dave October 24, 2004