DAN's definitions

quart-lo

adj-Feeling worn out and low on "juice" after a lot of sex

I'm a little quart-lo

by Dan October 29, 2003

undownloadable

Data that is unavailable for transfer from the Internet or a computer network.

"Hey Man, all the content on that porn site is currently undownloadable"

by Dan February 23, 2005

zill

A ferocious dangerous creature that gnaws fingers and toes off. Known to inhabit basements and lurks on poles and other small dark places. Sometimes will attempt to lure victims by making small calling noises and pretending to be friendly, but them attacks without provocation. Very small versions of this are referred to as WeeZills.

Help, a WeeZill has got me!

by Dan January 19, 2004

bunkakwunk

1. Eskimo for "hat"
2. perfect, unbeatable
3. the opposite of bunk

Cat, Hat, in French Chat Chapeau... Bunka in a Bunkakwunk in Eskimo.

My performance in the game last night was absolutely bunkakwunk

by Dan July 29, 2004

cocksmack

One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.

That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!

by Dan September 23, 2003

Penis

Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.

The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.

by Dan September 20, 2003

bergen county

One of the richest counties in the US. The east coast version of Orange County, California. Home to preppy kids and gorgeous women. The only decent place in scummy new jersey. Dirty Jersey!!

Yo i hit up the partys in bergen county like its my job son.

by DAN April 25, 2005