DAN's definitions

bethan

Bethan is absolutely lovely. She r0x0rs. Bethan likes paracetamol. Anyone who comes into contact with Bethan should feel enlightened.

"Yesterday I was enlightened. I met Bethan."

by Dan June 28, 2004

The Pistol

A stupid and rigged gun used in Halo by people with no skill. The Pistol's damage is calculated as follows; Where X is range to target X is equivilant to range of Pistol, and where X is health of target player X is equivilant to damage of Pistol.

"The pistol isint rigged"
"... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"

by Dan May 31, 2004

wash job

A brain washing victim. See brainwashed.

"The man was such a wash job, he belived everything Bush said."

by Dan November 3, 2004

Home Dawg

Someone you drive-by with

Let's go down the street my home dawg.

by Dan February 3, 2003

pizza'd

Ordering an unrequested pizza to someone's house or apartment, to their complete surprise. Generally followed by them coming online and cussing out whoever did it (if they know).

John totally got pizza'd, I hope he likes the smell of fresh pepperoni at 2am!

by Dan January 19, 2009

Death Star

Universe of Star Wars: A large orbital space station (the size of a small moon) capable of destroying a planet with it's Northen hemespherical superlaser. The first Death Star proved to be riddled with problems - it could not target capital ships and took many hours to recharge it's superlaser. Also, it had few if any laser turrets that were effective against snubfighters. The second Death Star overcame these problems but was destroyed at the Battle of Endor before it's completion. Note - the Death Star was designed by BEVEL LEMESIK - not the Geono-whatever idiots in Episode 2 of Kiddy Wars. George Lucas has messed around with the history so much he constantly contradicts that which he approved/wrote previously.

"That's no moon....it's a space station! <uncoprehendable roar, followed by prissy remarks from an unnamed source>"

by Dan November 2, 2004

Shiznat

some may say this word means the shit. however, that was the 80's. my band means it as cool, or awesome. shiznit is a stupid mispronunciation of this word and anyone who says it should be condemned to a life of misery.

person #1: wow! that's the shiznat!

person #2: yeah that is the shiznit!

person #1: it's shizNAT u idiot!

*person #2 is condemned to a life of missery

by dan April 16, 2004