DAN's definitions

woggy maria

An attractive wog girl.

I went down to Melbourne's suburbs and was surrounded by woggy marias who fawned over my skip accent and wealth and culture.

by dan November 20, 2003

fox news

Real news put through a conservative Republican filter and then dumbed down.

This past year Fox News was 24-7 free campaign advertising for Bush

by Dan December 10, 2004

Parking the skin boat in tuna town

The love between a man and a woman, in other words: Porking.

I was with your sister last night, and i parked my skin boat in her tuna town.

by Dan January 22, 2004

reverse blumpkin

Receiving head or t-bagging while a woman is on the toilet.

Dave walked into the wrong bathroom only to receive the reverse blumpkin from a stranger.

by Dan June 2, 2004

guarana

A South American fruit, from which the seeds are used to make stimulants, and for some medicinal purposes(but really, who isn't really taking it just to get a rush?). It contains 4 or 5% caffeine (coffee has about 1%) and is found in many energy drinks, and is also sold as a powder that is mixed into drinks.

after drinking all that coffee with guarana powder in it, i was up for days!

by dan July 15, 2004

Contra

The greatest band ever.

Contra > You

by Dan November 30, 2003

pom

What boring Aussie gits call their superior counterparts, the English.

The poms are gonna win the World Cup on Saturday

by Dan November 20, 2003