golf dip

When a guy starts to pee and bends his knees slightly as monumental relief washes over him. What they do in golf when they're putting the ball in the hole, but it misses by just a few nanometers.

Trevor did the golf dip when he fed the lizard in the urinal.

by D. Y. Vetz December 26, 2020

athpd

And that's how people die.

Len: You're a moron, Mel.
Mel: ...athpd.

by D. Y. Vetz May 12, 2021

The wheels have come off

The situation has gotten out of control, things have gone haywire, shit has hit the fan, etc

The wheels have come off!

by D. Y. Vetz September 05, 2020

Good humor

50s term for ice cream sold by a particular company called Good Humor.

Jack Carson played an ice cream truck vendor in The Good Humor Man.

by D. Y. Vetz June 20, 2019

Schizza

How schizophrenic people refer to each other with affection. Derived from the derogatory slur "schizo".

"Joe Biden is a reptilian!"
"They all are, my schizza."

by D. Y. Vetz September 21, 2023

meme diversity

The kind of diversity that's mentioned everywhere, with parameters like race, sex, class, gender identity, sexual orientation, and religion. Does not include "deeper" parameters of real diversity such family size, medical history, career aspirations, and favourite foods.

When Tracy was passed over for the weekend anchor position because she didn't fulfill the television network's diversity quotient, she brought up the fact that she suffers from Crohn's disease. The network, following the guidelines of meme diversity, ignored her rebuttal and Tracy was stuck as a reporter for years to come.

by D. Y. Vetz January 29, 2021

Keep you in line

Ensure that one is behaving according to the prescribed conduct.

When I asked the drill Sargeant why he's always yelling at me, he said "to keep you in line."

by D. Y. Vetz September 29, 2020