by D. Gould February 16, 2009
Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.
by D. Gould January 25, 2006
When two or more people are involved in the commission of a crime, only one is caught, and the one subsequently apprehended, then informs on the others to police. Usually for the offer of a lesser charge.
"I thought I'd got away clean. But the guy rolled over on me, when the D.A. threatened him with 15-life."
by D. Gould February 16, 2006
The king of snobby, whiney motorcyclists. Frowned upon, because of their insseent need to be waited on, hand and foot. In addition, to their unsubstantiated beliefs, that they ride THE "superior motorcycle".
"Hard luggage, tailbags, gel seats, and heated grips? Who the fuck puts all this unnecessary shit on their bike?"
"A BMW rider. Who else?"
"A BMW rider. Who else?"
by D. Gould March 20, 2006
An anus, that looks like it has been penetrated one too many times. And is subsequently puffy in appearance.
"I think her ass had been tapped the night before I fucked her. Because she had a serious case of pouty bum."
by D. Gould March 03, 2006
Finding yourself in a situation that is fast-paced, and physically overwhelming. Often that feeling is heighted by a sense of mass confusion, and personal ineptness. Term was first coined to describe the "D-Day" invasion of World War 2. When Allied ships inflitrated Nazi shores, and infantry troops literally had to "hit the ground running", to keep from getting shot.
"I started my new job today. It was so busy, I had to hit the ground running, and had no time to get any training in."
by D. Gould February 24, 2006
Man 1: "Are your cheeks warm?"
Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".
*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!
Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".
*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!
by D. Gould February 22, 2007