Definitions by D. Gould

Cat Squasher

An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.

"Cleaning fur and blood out of your Cat Squasher, is NEVER fun."

Cat Squasher by D. Gould November 5, 2006

dropped a Sushi 

When your house cat both shits and pisses in your bed, purely out of revenge or defiance. Occasionally compounded, if the act in question takes place during the owner's absence, and the waste is subsequently left to ferment for an extended period of time. Named appropriately after the infamous feline "Sushi Bum-Bum". Third-Dan black belt, in the art of Turd Dropping.

"My cat dropped a Sushi SO badly, I had to wash the sheet three times!"

dropped a Sushi by D. Gould November 4, 2006

"Oh Shit" Bar 

The passenger grab rail on a sportbike. Or, can also be a passenger holding strap, located at the front of the sportbike's "bitch seat". Refered to as the "Oh Shit" Bar, because that's the last thing your passenger will ever say, if they lose their grip on it.

"Amy ended up in intensive care, when she lost hold of the "Oh Shit" Bar, while Rico was rounding a curb."

"Oh Shit" Bar by D. Gould October 9, 2006

seminal lip balm

Semen, that has strayed onto a woman's lips, after giving head or receiving a "money shot".

"Baby, you have some chapped lips. Come here. I got some seminal lip balm for ya!"

seminal lip balm by D. Gould September 30, 2006

schvitz

Performed in a Russian-Turkish bathhouse, the purpose of a "schvitz" (meaning "sweat"), is multi-fold. Schvitzing, decontaminates the pours, softens the skin, and temporairly lowers blood presure. Some professional fighters use schvitzing, to help make weight for a fight. As it also results in loss of excess water retention. This takes place, in either a dry sauna, or a wet sauna. To complete the process, you douse yourself in ice cold water immediately upon exit, and repeat.

"Damn it's cold outside! Let's warm up with a schvitz!"

schvitz by D. Gould September 14, 2006

one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

one-two crunch by D. Gould September 13, 2006

newjack 

1.) Jerome "Newjack" Young. The most hardcore professional wrestler of ALL time. Former bounty hunter, with four justifiable homicides to his credit. Known for his profficient use of weaponry. Including such objects as trash cans, vacumns, crutches, and staple guns.

2.) Any quick, random mugging. In which the assailant exits, as abruptly as he enters.

"I watched this guy get smoked for his Ipod. It was the worst newjack I ever saw!"

newjack by D. Gould July 27, 2006